Sean “Diddy” Combs Has a Little Message For You (NSFW)

Diddy’s main message to clear up all of our questions? “I did not change my name.” The underlying message: “I love to talk about myself”:

Once again, I did not change my name, I did not change my name, I did not change my motherf*cking name. [Pregnant Pause] But if I wanted to call myself anything I want, because I have lived this life, so I have the right to wake up in the morning and say ‘Good Morning, Puffy; Good Morning, Puff Daddy; Good Morning Diddy; how are you this fine morning?’ And I will say to myself, ‘Oh I am wonderful. Because I’m black and I’m proud, and I got beautiful kids, and I make hip records and make clothes, and by the way, I’m rich, b*tch.

Nice. Diddy also wants you to Vote or Die, BTW. If Sean “Diddy” Combs tells you to vote and you do it just because he told you to, can I trust you to make an informed choice?