So Kim Kardashian wanted a farewell Skype with her husband of 72 minutes — sorry! I meant 72 days — Kris Humphries. And of course Kardashian wanted to film the whole mess for her reality TV program, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Dude wasn’t in on the joke and said no.
Apparently those people who are still torturing themselves with Keeping Up With The Kardashians found out that much on Sunday’s episode.
However, there’s a new Kim Kardashian farewell Skype story being floated this week by gossip site Radar Online. According to their unnamed source, “Kris turned down Kim’s offer because he didn’t want to appear on any of the Kardashian reality shows ever again. Kim and Kris haven’t spoken since the divorce was made final, and there are no plans to do so.”
Oh, and also according to RO, he also thought it was insensitive for Kim Kardashian to high-five family members when her divorce to Humphries finally came through.
Kim Kardashian? Insensitive? GTFO!
As multiple media sources have reported, the clueless 28-year-old NBA player was apparently truly hurt and not just playing the role of dumped husband dragging out the divorce to make better TV.
Humphries was sad about the divorce, not out there partying or trying to figure out a way to cash in. The anonymous source added: “On the day the divorce was finalised, Kris was…a bit sad. There was absolutely no celebration…[I]t was a reflective time for him.”
If that’s true, then this guy has to rate as one of the top ten clue-free human beings of all time.
What’s to reflect? Chick marries and divorces you in less than two hours — sorry, three months! — to promote her reality TV series.
If you didn’t notice that, you might be too stupid to live.
According to RO, Kardashian was going to tell Humphries in the final farewell Skype that she really loved him and the marriage wasn’t all just a publicity stunt fake-out.
Oh yeah? Then why not tell him in person? With the cameras turned off?
Here’s a clue train for Kim Kardashian: If you’re making zillions from reality TV, then pay your ex enough to make it worth his while to get a farewell kiss-off on Skype.