Want To Know Why Twitter Keeps Going Down? They’re All Stoned

Via Valleywag, Twitter developer Alex Payne explains what the real problem with Twitter’s team maybe be drugs:

I guess that latest $15 million buys some serious weed. An explanation of “smoking a bowl” here, and remember, the next time Twitter is down, someone send the Twitter team munchies and water to straighten the team up so they can fix the problem. Also substitute “Twitter is down” with “the Twitter team is stoned again” during future outages…it has a more colorful ring to it