Celebrity baby names are always an interesting topic of conversation. Now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have welcomed their new little bundle of joy, the speculation is what will they name the baby girl.
We take a look at some of the most cringe worthy names celebrities have chosen for their off springs. Don’t try this at home.
10. Moon Unit Is the daughter of musician Frank Zappa and if you think her name is bad, listen to this. Her siblings are called Dewwzil, Ahmet, and Diva. What? Diva is actually sort of normal, if you can call it that. Moving on.
9. Harper Seven The youngest and only daughter of Victoria and David Beckham, she was born in 2011. Her siblings share some unusual names as well. Brooklyn Joseph, Romeo James, and Cruz David are all boys.
8. Jermajesty Jackson Son of Jermaine Jackson, who is one of Michael Jackson’s brothers. Jermajesty was born in 2000. In November of last year Jackson filed a petition to change his last name from Jackson to Jacksun for artistic reasons. Next.
7. Pilot “Standard” Inspektor This is for real. The son of actor Jason Lee (The Other Side). The name for the child was inspired by the song He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot by the band Grandaddy. What would be an appropriate nickname?
5. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily The daughter of Australian musician Michael Hutchence from the popular eighties band INXS. Not much needs to be commented on about this name choice. What would her friends call her?
4. Moxie CrimeFighter The daughter of Penn Jillette an American illusionist, actor, and comedian. She has a brother with a somewhat more toned down name, Zolten Penn Jillette. Zolten is their mother’s name.
3. Tu Morrow This child is the daughter of American actor Rob Morrow from the TV show, Numb3rs. what exactly is Tu supposed to mean? Her full name is actually Tu Simone Ayer Morrow, her mother is actress Debbon Ayer. Got it? Debonair.
2. Petal Blossom Rainbow A sweet floral name for the daughter of international chef Jamie Oliver. Him and his wife Juliet Norton have certainly chosen some interesting names for their children. Daisy Boo Pamela, Poppy Honey Rosie, and Buddy Bear Maurice rounds up the Oliver household. Could you remember all those name?
1. Audio Science The son of actress Shannyn Sossamon from A Knight’s Tale and 40 Days and 40 Nights, born in 2003. His full name is Audio Science Clayton and he has a brother called Mortimer.
After going through this list, Surie Cruise, Apple (Paltrow), Coco Arquette, and Ocean Whitaker don’t sound as over the top names for little ones.
What do you think of this list of cringe worthy celebrities names? Would you name your baby any of them?