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Millions Of Extra Sites To Be Censorsed As Australian Gov. Bans Small Breasts, Female Ejaculation

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Any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

The Australian Sex Party argues that “There are over one million sites featuring female ejaculation and for Australia to be banning depictions and discussion of this important issue, takes us back into the Victorian era where they didn’t even believe that women could have orgasms.”

Millions though doesn’t start to get close to the number of sites that could potentially be banned with this change. Under Australian law, any site linking to a site that has been refused classification is also refused classification, so something as simple as a series of swapped links on a porn site which shows neither small breasts or female ejaculation would be banned. Then if it’s a general site with one small breasted performer, out comes the ban hammer as well, and that takes us to tens of millions of adult sites.

The addition of so many sites makes a mockery of the filtering trial undertaken last year, that only considered the ACMA Blacklist in one example, and a filtered list of tens of thousands of sites. Notably the second broader test showed internet speeds did slow down relative to the number of sites to be filtered; take that out to the millions or tens of million and the proposed National Broadband Network will be Dialup Plus vs anything the Government is promising.

(Hat tip to SomebodythinkoftheChildren, who is down at the time of writing, but caught a snippet off someone linking to them.)

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25 Responses to “Millions Of Extra Sites To Be Censorsed As Australian Gov. Bans Small Breasts, Female Ejaculation”

  1. Anonymous

    What is wrong with my country? It’s like every politician has a mental deficiency.

  2. guest

    All aussies need to do is find a proxy in the us and use that to link to whatever site they wish to..
    no filter will block it..
    also, buy web server usage in another country than australia..
    also problem fixed..

  3. A certain small-breasted woman

    How about they also ban small penises on the grounds that they resemble those of underage boys?!

  4. Anonymous

    What about women with shaved vaginas? Girls start growing pubic hair around 10 years old. So aren’t those images emulating girls younger than that? Oh the humanity!!!!!

  5. Gen

    They need to get out of peoples private lives and out of homes,makes revolt and up-rising a reasonable thought

  6. Al Fred

    Calling Googleman! Calling Googleman! Censorship in the land of Oz. Please escalate this to foreign policy urgency ASAP!

  7. Anonymous

    This is some ol’ bull****. Are they gonna arrest anyone who sleeps with a flat girl and charge them with child rape? Nannystateism at its best. One more reason I’m not moving to Australia. You couldn’t PAY me to live there.

  8. Kelly

    So if I post photos of myself in a bikini, I could get filtered because some d**kwad politician can’t tell the difference between a 32yo woman and a child?!!???!

  9. Xarius

    “So if I post photos of myself in a bikini, I could get filtered because some d**kwad politician can’t tell the difference between a 32yo woman and a child?!!???!”

    I think they were referring to nudes. Still it’s pointless and dickwadded.

  10. Chris Davies

    Wow, Australia is getting crazy with the censorship! I guess there are no freedom of speach laws in Australia. Are they going to outlaw thinking of women with small breasts next?