Emile Hirsch took one of the most unique approaches to relieving himself last night. Hirsch was partying at West Hollywood’s Bootsy Bellows nightclub when he decided a cactus would make the perfect urinal. Keep in mind this decision was made while Hirsch was only a few feet away from an actual bathroom.
The poor unsuspecting cactus met its doom when Hirsch decided to exit and urinate on it, which probably made the strangers around the cactus and Hirsch uncomfortable. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on how you look at it, Hirsch was caught in the act.
Who would be there to witness such an act? Well, of course it was TMZ. Hirsch, who clearly didn’t feel like waiting on a long bathroom line, was snapped with a bewildered and alarmed look on his face, while he was urinating on the plant. The photograph of Hirsch urinating is worth a thousand words.
Apparently, the cactus will not be pressing charges for being urinated on, which is just good luck for Emile Hirsch. Unfortunately, Hirsch hasn’t had the best luck when it comes to his films lately. His last critical praise came with 2008’s Gus Van Sant directed film Milk. After his turn playing real life Cleve Jones, Hirsch has appeared in flops like The Darkest Hour and Savages.
Recently, Hirsch has just wrapped the David Gordon Green film Prince Avalanche opposite Paul Rudd, and action drama Lone Survivor opposite Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Eric Bana and Ben Foster. Hopefully Emile has kissed his cactus urinating days goodbye after being caught in the act.