Good Lord. This tenth grader’s wet dream is, thankfully, only a conceptual design of the next Xbox. Created by one Tai Chiem, it’s probably the fugliest console (real or not) I’ve ever laid eyes on, and makes me fear for humanity’s future slightly more than usual.

Mercifully, I can’t see Microsoft bringing something like this out in a gazillion years. Then again, this is the company that designed the Sidewinder Dual Strike, so let’s not rule anything out yet.

More shots of this vomitsome travesty from different angles:

[XboxFreedom, via Geekologie]