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Chinese Man Has Penis Stolen

Chinese Man Has Penis Stolen

A 41 year-old chinese man is laying in the hospital recovering today after a group of four men wearing masks broke into his house and stole his penis.

Yes, I will repeat that.

A 41 year-old chinese man had his PENIS CUT OFF AND STOLEN last night!

Fei Lin is a rural migrant worker in the eastern Chinese village of Nigiao. Lin explained that a group of masked men forced themselves inside his home, put a bag over his head, and left. According to the Daily Star, Fei Lin told the cops that he had been asleep when the intruders broke into his house around 4 a.m.

“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone,” Fei Lin comments.

Crime scene where penis was stolen

Fei Lin doesn’t know why the men attacked him, but according to the Huffington Post, police believe that the attackers went after Lin because they were jealous lovers of several local women that Lin was having affairs with. Mr. Lin has denied taking part in any infidelity whatsoever.

Police and other emergency workers attempted to search for the missing piece of Lin’s anatomy but they were unable to find it. They believe that it was taken away by the attackers after the incident as a form of revenge.

Well fellas…take this as a sign to not fool around with another man’s woman and you can keep this from happening to you.

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42 Responses to “Chinese Man Has Penis Stolen”

  1. Kathie Wilson

    After a glance at this guy's "house" I'm frankly stunned that he had affairs with anything human – especially of the female persuasion. What self-respecting woman would be caught dead in there?

  2. Zeke's Techniques

    Heck! He's Chinese, he doesn't needed anyway! The Chinese fed goverment only allows one child per family unit, and with this guys track record, I am sure he's over the limit already!

  3. Zeke's Techniques

    Heck! He's Chinese, he doesn't needed anyway! The Chinese fed goverment only allows one child per family unit, and with this guys track record, I am sure he's over the limit already!

  4. Alfred Montague

    What do you do after an horrible attack like this? He can't function as a man, and too ugly to be a woman. At some point rage will rise and he will become violent and how many others will suffer the same fate an Mr. Lin? This is truly a horrible story and a mistake. If this type of crime increases, what must we do to protect the penis? Male Chastity belts made of metal? How will I ever make it through Airport Security with one of those things on? We must form a Foundation for the Advancement of Penis Regeneration. We will need Trillions of Dollars and the best minds on the planet to work on this issue. We should spare no money, go all out to fix this problem. We are talking about an attack on the most powerful problem in the history of man kind. We must find a solution and as a side issue, some men requested that we grow them bigger and longer too. Ok, that mostly came from women but some men like that idea too. That is all.

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  6. SF Jenn

    Keep your d*ck in your pants men! Save yourself the troubles!

  7. Alfred Montague

    David, I like the way you think. Kevlar…. Really good idea. We could sell them as personal protection devices. You can't get any personal than protecting you wang. To all members named wang, we don't mean any disrespect. We did not use capital letters in respect of your name. Please forgive our pon on words.

  8. Alfred Montague

    David Seitz David, I like the way you think. Kevlar…. Really good idea. We could sell them as personal protection devices. You can't get any personal than protecting your wang. To all members named wang, we don't mean any disrespect. We did not use capital letters in respect of your name. Please forgive our pon on words. I hope that Wangs around the world don't come to try to remove my wang for that joke?

  9. David Mackenzie

    I hope you would think the same if they'd broken into a woman's house and cut off her breasts, or raped her, or violated her in some other way. No, probably not, double standard #3495.

  10. Linda Harrison

    This is horrible if it is true, but I can't help but feel there is more to the story. "He didn't feel a thing"? What? I know guys that can just hear about another guy having trauma to that area of his body and you can watch the collective flinch!

  11. Linda Harrison

    I've been hit in the chest and groin and it hurts…alot, and I'm a girl. This was a horrible way to get even if that is the truth of the story.

  12. Susan Zucchero

    A human who has the same as him or less—-what happens at Northeastern State University-is that an institute of higher learning–I'm concerned.

  13. Doris Dustin

    That's where you got it wrong David Mackenzie. I would say the same thing if it was a women, makes no difference to me. A cheater is a cheater. The difference between us is a women can live without her breasts. It's much harder for a man to lose his penis.

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  15. Elanore Forbes

    OMG I WAS SO FURIOUS AT ALFRED THAT I POSTED A MEAN RESPONSE TO HIM. BUT I DELETED IT AFTER 3O SEC. KNOWING IT WOULDn't MAKE ME N E BETTER THEN HIM. OK SO TO ALFRED DOn't YOU THINK THAT THE SOLUTION WOULD BE TO STOP SLEEPING WITH ANY / EVERY WOMAN THAT WALKS BY? MEN AND WOMEN CHEAT ALL THE TIME. JUST BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR WOMAN / MAN AND FOR GOD SAKE TO YOUR SELF TOO. LORD KNOWS HOW MANY DISEASES ARE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. EVERYONE STOP BEING PIGS WHO CHEAT. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. WHERE IS THE PROOF THAT THIS MAN CHEATED? WHO CARES ON WHERE HE LIVES. IF U DOn't LIKE WHERE / HOW HE LIVES GO HELP HIM OUT. OR SHUT UP AND BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE. AND THE MEDIA IS ALWAYS MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING. SO WHO KNOWS IF N E OF THIS IS TRUE. GROW UP PEOPLE JUST GROW UP. HAVE A GOOD DAY AMERICA! :D

  16. Jon Donham

    yea that was no misguided attack he stuck it in somebody's ole lady and they stumped him. bet he doesn't think the pussy was worth it now?

  17. Jewel Olvera

    “They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone,” HELLO…HE DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING? I've seen men fall to their knees, gasping for air when hit there. His was REMOVED and he didn't feel ANYTHING? Am I the only one who doesn't believe this is possible?

  18. Anonymous

    This takes "Linsanity" to new lengths! Just plain Linsane!

  19. Raymond Calcagno

    Did e call a private dic to help him find his —-? Now he can be a Monk and have no problem.

  20. Terri Robinowitz

    Mr. Montague, reacts like someone who practices infidelity. Why are you so fearful? I don't think its a bad idea for men who misbehave…hehehe

  21. Cory Carney

    Actually this is already being worked on. Google rabbit penises redux and you'll see they've done it for rabbits already. I'd like to start a business, Upsize Unlimited ;)

  22. Alfred Montague

    Terry, I don't practice infidelity, that is for those that don't know what they are doing. When we play, my woman is there playing with me. We are well past practicing and the number is not limited to 3.

  23. Cory Carney

    Oh, that? That's not a hot water heater, this is out Goliath model. You need a special permit and a hand truck to move but hey, if you've got the money…