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Rick Astley Not Dead

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The current wave of fake celebrity deaths continue, and tonight’s entry comes to us from Rick Astley

According to CNN’s iReport, Astley’s body was found at the Angleterre Hotel in Berlin after an ambulance responded to an emergency call from his hotel room. Astley was found unconscious in his hotel bedroom and was unable to be resuscitated. He was pronounced dead on the scene.

Unlike previous fake celebrity deaths, the use of CNN’s iReport gives this a little more legitimacy up front, at least if you don’t know how iReport works. iReport is open to all submissions without pre-publication review: I could submit a story saying Rick Astley is dead at the hands of an advanced civilization of alien music lovers and it would be published until such time CNN pulled it it.

Rick Astley is not dead, Rick Astley has not died, Rick Astley was not attacked by aliens either.

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19 Responses to “Rick Astley Not Dead”

  1. Nev Ergonnagiveyouup

    Your only argument against its legitimacy is that it hasn't been verified yet? Couldn't you do some more research for us?

  2. Nev Ergonnagiveyouup

    Your only argument against its legitimacy is that it hasn't been verified yet? Couldn't you do some more research for us?

  3. Alex

    Getting ride with Jacko's brouhaha. This is not a joke people. Anyways, still a publicity. Gain on his part.

  4. nick

    He's probably not dead because the report is supposedly from AP which hasn't been shown on their site, and the reporter who supposedly wrote the article does political articles not death ones.

  5. nick

    He's probably not dead because the report is supposedly from AP which hasn't been shown on their site, and the reporter who supposedly wrote the article does political articles not death ones.

  6. nick

    He's probably not dead because the report is supposedly from AP which hasn't been shown on their site, and the reporter who supposedly wrote the article does political articles not death ones.

  7. Mike L

    Just because it is not a reliable source doesn't mean it is not true. We have to wait until a reliable source tells us he is alive before we can really know.

  8. elson

    Rick Astley is NOT DEAD.

    After all, he promised that he will never make us cry, say goodbye, tell a lie or desert us.

  9. AZAB

    This is dumb really! Hate this!! Still mourning for MJ!!!

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