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Transformers 2 manages a paltry 22% on Rotten Tomatoes


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Despite promising to break box office records, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen hasn’t won critics over, with the current score on Rotten Tomatoes reading a paltry 22%.

The reviews are so bad, we just had to share some of the quotes:

“Bay’s most unrestrained and ridiculous to date. The male teenage cinematic equivalent of snorting cocaine off a hooker’s ass.”

“I honestly wish it could change itself into a good movie, instead it ends up being one of the worst sequels I’ve ever seen.”

“Despite having lowered the artistic bar to Death Valley levels, director Michael Bay has somehow managed to figure out a way to slither beneath with the flexibility of the pole dancers-in-training that he prefers to hire as his female extras.”

“I hated every 149 minutes. This is so bad it’s immoral. Michael Bay is a time-sucking vampire who will feast off your lost time. This is why the movie is so long.”

“The dubious, tasteless humor and awful dialogue don’t help. Neither does having a leading lady who can’t act — Fox seems to be regressing in her development as a performer.”

Despite the reviews, here’s betting the draw of Megan Fox’s highly over-rated ass will still bring in the crowds. The full set of Rotten Tomatoes reviews here.











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6 Archived Responses to “ Transformers 2 manages a paltry 22% on Rotten Tomatoes ”

  1. tarinatarson
    Jun 24, 2009

    There's only one legitimate place I've found to watch it, the rest seem like scams :-/ You can see it over here though: http://vostuu.com/watch28015.html

    They make you do a little survey but after that it's good to go :)

  2. 22%?? Not sounding good!!!! I was hoping and looking forward to this movie!! DAmn!!!!!
    http://c-trainsentertainmentreviews.blogspot.com/

  3. jchef12
    Jun 24, 2009

    movie was unreal!!!!!!!!!!! best flick of the summer

  4. danfan13
    Jun 24, 2009

    If you like action, then this is the MUST SEE film of the summer. Rotten Tomatoes is a a company that consist of bunch of older white male critics who are not one to rely on when it comes to viewing a film. The fact is that the audience wants action, and Micheal Bay did just that! He gave us that action we craved for. Now if your trying to find meaning behind this movie other then robots fighting; well, the on-going battle of good vs evil that surrounds our every day life is what this movie is based on. To conclude my statement, can you really rely on critics that use statements such as “Bay’s most unrestrained and ridiculous to date. The male teenage cinematic equivalent of snorting cocaine off a hooker’s ass.” or “Despite having lowered the artistic bar to Death Valley levels, director Michael Bay has somehow managed to figure out a way to slither beneath with the flexibility of the pole dancers-in-training that he prefers to hire as his female extras.” to determine whether a film is good or not?

    Bottom line, are you one that likes non-stop action and comedy? Then check this movie out, you really wont regret it….oh and Rotten Tomatoes, way to ridicule Megan Fox, her acting and her overall performance. Your probably the only few people in the world who hate her. I actually think her acting was by far better in this film then in the first one….. SO CHECK It OUT!!!! :-)

  5. This movie was a beast. The only reason rotten tomatoes dosn't like this movie is because of a bunch of boojie stuck-up critics who have their teacups stuffed so far up their noses that they refuse to look down and rate this movie for what it is: A summer action flick about giant fricking robots!!! This is not the curious case of benjeman button for goodness sakes!!! And the amount of money it has made so far shows that movie goers don't give a flying ***** about what they say!