The Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian May to December rumor is delicious.
Unlike some, it din’t take us long to wrap our heads around the pros of “Jourtney” — i.e a cougar that’s so definitely owed a good time after a lifetime of Scott “The Lord” Disick, and the Biebs as the best rebound guy the universe could provide to show her that good time.
Now, amid the juggernaut rumor that Kourtney Kardashian, 36, and Justin Bieber, 21, are “casual hooking up,” TMZ alleges the eldest sister of the reality TV clan denied she and Bieber are intimate when she was asked by her family.
The celebrity gossip website speculates that the mom-of-three developed this alleged selective amnesia because of the Biebs’ very alleged former fling with Kourtney’s young sister, model Kendall Jenner.
TMZ claims sources close to the “Sorry” superstar say he isn’t bothered about his alleged older lover’s denial. Or in the site’s language, “Bieber and company are laughing, because she is.”
Adding grist to a fire we hope never goes out, the site alleges “Jourtney” ignited back in October when the two ran into each other at The Nice Guy eatery in West Hollywood, California, and Justin allegedly “made a move” after Kourtney flirted with him.
They went on to Universal Studios theme park for “Halloween Horror nights.” The Biebs later shared a photo of them wearing 3-D glasses on his Instagram.
TMZ aren’t the only ones claiming Kourtney denies having a May-December romance with the pop icon. Entertainment Tonight reports a source says the two are just “good friends,” adding, “Kourtney wouldn’t go there.” Meanwhile, a source close to Kardashian told Page Six that the pair are “just friends.”
— EntertainmentTonight (@etnow) December 14, 2015
This tsunami of claims and counter-claims follows Gossip Cop’s weekend exclusive, which claimed the pair “were “casually hooking up” and having non-serious fun after paparazzi spotted the Canadian singer and Kardashian hanging out at The Nice Guy, where the Biebs jammed two songs on Friday, December 11.
Gossip Cop is now reporting that Kardashian is “not pleased” that her hookups with Bieber have been exposed, but has accepted that another news story will take its place at some point. There’s no indication that the pair will stop seeing each other despite the public reveal.
— Gossip Cop (@GossipCop) December 14, 2015
A slew of outlets report the Biebs and Kourtney were affectionate with each other during their seeming date night.
ET reports a source said the two “were nearly inseparable” throughout the night. It’s probably the same source who informed People magazine that, “He and Kourtney were nearly inseparable — smoking on the patio together and were super touchy feely,” at The Nice Guy.
EXCLUSIVE: Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian ‘touchy feely’ while partying https://t.co/6jCGqtTbwH pic.twitter.com/qWGDovTdn3
— People magazine (@people) December 14, 2015
Page Six’s source echoed this. The column wrote, “Justin and Kourtney were nearly inseparable,” before adding the “super touchy-feely” in the patio part.
The insider went on, “Scott hates it that Bieber is the younger, hotter and richer version of him — in his eyes — and seeing him with Kourtney pisses him off even more. Kourtney knows it upsets him, so when Scott flaunts being out with other girls, she hangs out with Justin to get back at him.”
All of the outlets agreed the cozy-looking pair then partied at a karaoke bar called Blind Dragon but left separately. “Kourtney left around 12:45 a.m., but Justin stayed until 1:30 a.m.,” an insider recalled.
The same source revealed the former flame of Disick was photographed leaving Bieber’s hotel in Beverly Hills at 4 a.m.
— TMZ (@TMZ) December 15, 2015
Some outlets thought the Biebs posted an shade-laden image of himself on Instagram with Kourtney on Sunday night, due to his “Lord Knows” caption. Disick calls himself “Lord Disick.”
The photo shows the Purpose singer standing in front of a female, who sat on the hood of his black Audi. Her face isn’t seen in the picture, leading to the initial mistaken identity. See Jasmine’s pics below.
— X17online.com (@x17online) December 14, 2015
The female was later revealed to be model, Jasmine Villanueva — who is signed to the Otto Models — a agency located in Newport Beach. She and a group of models partied on a yacht with the Biebs in the same area on Sunday.
He subsequently shared a group shot on Instagram that night.
As for the speculated shade, “Lord Knows” is the name of a Drake track from his 2011 album Take Care. Justin frequently shares rap lyrics and is good friends with Drizzy. Moving on, do we have a firm aye on whether “Jourtney” is happening or not?
On the one hand, a source has strongly said Kardashian denies it. But multiple outlets are reporting that she and Bieber were very tactile during their meet-up, and now there is this “not pleased” update. Until we hear otherwise, we choose to believe this rumor, because it’s just too good. Paper Mag nutshells what may be the collective reaction of many to the brouhaha. It can’t be improved upon. So we didn’t.
From Paper, “On the flip side, Kourt has been through the ringer with King F—–g (Disick), so if the 36-year-old mom of three wants to have her Stella Got Her Groove Back moment with some 21-year-old D, bless her damn heart.”
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