John Mayer Broke Up with Jennifer Aniston By Text

John Mayer’s just continuing to cement my theory of how scumbag-ish he really is. I don’t even have to try anymore– especially not with sources like The Mirror digging up the good dirt on how his split with Jennifer Aniston came about:

“A friend told [Mirror]: ‘She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, ‘That’s it - the end.’”

Not only is John Mayer really polite, but he’s obviously a perfect gentleman, too. I can so imagine this happening.

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Smart Boy

Wow, that's pretty low.

val

He's dirty looking and a moron. Jennifer is so so so much better with him out of her life. I've never liked him, nor did I think he was good looking with those little shoulders, and his weird too big head .. he's kinda low life looking and dumber than a box of rocks. Anston is too classy and beautiful for him.

Redbud

Come on now.....we don't know how it really went. Maybe he spent those 20 minutes trying to break up nicely and she just wasn't getting it!!! Maybe he has been trying to tell her to back off for weeks now. Maybe seeing it in black and white was the only thing left to do. I'm just saying.....he has his side of the breakup too.

Berto

wow all you pussy cry babies need to get over the tabloids and wonder what this is REALLY about. Tabloids lie so you will buy into their shit. Honestly, find out things for yourself if your gonna believe this bogus shit, listen to Mayers Music, listen to anything he says about Paparazzi, he hates it for this reason. People who idolize every minute detail of a stars lives. So wow get over the fact that your obsessed with these peoples lives and listen to Mayer's music because uhhh thats what hes famous for and take it from there, dont dabble in his personal affairs, its not for you to wonder.

William Paul Young

He's pretty much over Jen since the day before Jen split up with him. arg. This guy is a douche. I don't like him and his music. Sometimes I think he's gay.