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Rogaine Scented Scientologists preparing to invade Australia


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So Katie Holmes will be moving to Australia this summer (winter there) for filming of a movie she’s starring in and her hubby, Tom Cruise, the face of Scientology, will be joining her for moral support.

While in Aus, Tom will also be bolstering support for Scientology and trying to “dispel the myths that Scientology is a cult” according to UK’s DailyMail:

Tom Cruise will launch a recruitment drive for his Scientology church in Australia.

His charm offensive will begin when he relocates to Melbourne for four months while his wife, Katie Holmes, begins work on her latest film, Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark.

‘Tom knows that he will have his work cut out as the church attracts protesters,’ says my source.

‘But he hopes his presence will help change minds and dispel the myths that Scientology is a cult.’

The state of Victoria outlawed Scientology for six years in the Sixties after it was branded ‘evil’ by a local lawyer.

Katie will begin shooting in August amid tight security. Sources say the cast will have to sign 20-page confidentiality agreements and the couple want to recruit a large ‘entourage’.

So if you live in Australia and catch a wiff of Rogaine and see a balding man resembling the guy pictured below approaching you, or he shows up at your front door trying to sell you magic vitamins out of a backback, beware.

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Comments


5 Archived Responses to “ Rogaine Scented Scientologists preparing to invade Australia ”

  1. Gary Pariani
    Jun 2, 2009

    Scientology is a cult. Bottom line. No way around it.

  2. Anonymouse
    Jun 3, 2009

    So is every religion. CULT: A system of religious worship. Then you have Cult movies, Cult of Personality, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cult – Electric. Cult goes back to Latin meaning “cultivation or refinement”. At least religious people live longer, no matter how crazy the beliefs! ;-) LOL.

  3. bob dobbs
    Jun 12, 2009

    Anonymouse, you're a Scientologist are;nt you, do you consider your own beliefs silly?

  4. thetans
    Jul 7, 2009

    cults hide their true nature behind a wall of decency – this is scientology

  5. Anonymous
    Jul 2, 2011

    There is only one sure cure for a heretic – a good roasting!