Just too many one-liners to think of

Yes folks, the beef jerky has jumped the shark because you too can now own a pair of Brief Jerky (note clever play on wordage) for $139.00 USD. From their Etsy page

Please allow us to introduce our first EVER pair of beef jerky underwear we call BRIEF JERKY. Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments that enhance the wearers comfort! We’ve even "bedazzled" this pair and added our Mixed Species logo on the back next to a heart of rhinestones.

This whole thing just opens up the field for some crazy ass one-liners so have at it in the comments. Oh and by the way guys before your get too carried away with fantasy visions forming in that cesspool you call your mind – these are for men only.