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Jersey Shore’s Snooki Rags on Fellow Pregnant Star Jessica Simpson: ‘I Would Die’ If I Looked Like Her!

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Jersey Shore‘s Snooki is not as far into the whole ordeal of pregnancy as Jessica Simpson, but it hasn’t stopped her from trashing the pop and reality show star for having the audacity to gain weight during her pregnancy.

It would seem Snooki has not learned what is the first valuable lesson of pregnancy and childbearing- don’t point fingers, because they come back to point back at you. Generally, if you rag on a woman for gaining weight, or using formula, or any number of problems that you haven’t yet had to luck-of-the-draw for, it comes back to nibble your ass when you yourself are hounded by paparazzi two weeks after your due date.

Yes, Jessica Simpson is experiencing a stage of pregnancy that all women who have borne a full-term child have likely experienced. You feel like a boat and no one will talk to you about anything except when the baby is coming and how massive you look and it’s awful.

But Snooki is confident she’ll be able to control for the last, most uncomfortable and puffy days of pregnancy and not look… well, like a pregnant woman. (How many of us looked JUST like Jessica Simpson in the days and weeks before we became moms?)

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Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, laughed at poor Jess in an interview, saying:

I would die if I were her size.”

Snooki sanctimoniously huffed:

“She said she indulged in everything that she wanted… I’m trying to each healthy- fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all.”

The reality show star then boasts that despite being halfway through her pregnancy, she’s “so skinny,” she still fits in women’s size mediums. Ugh. Out of the sisterhood, Snooki! I don’t know if you were in before, but now you are definitely barred.

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101 Responses to “Jersey Shore’s Snooki Rags on Fellow Pregnant Star Jessica Simpson: ‘I Would Die’ If I Looked Like Her!”

  1. Phyllis Wells

    You don't have to watch Jersey Shore to know that this broad is dumb! Being a guest star on talk shows is enough. Having been raised in New Jersey and spending lots of time at the shore, she makes me glad I moved!

  2. Donna Marie Myers-Ciancio

    Snookie does't even begin to hold a candle to gorgeous Jessica! Jessica look beautiful and healthy!

  3. Donna Marie Myers-Ciancio

    Snookie does't even begin to hold a candle to gorgeous Jessica! Jessica look beautiful and healthy!

  4. James Hall

    The jealous bich should take a look in the mirror, definitely does not hold a candle to JS, regardless of her size.

  5. Megan Layer

    I tried to watch Jersey Shore when it first debuted. My IQ went down 40 points in the 15 minutes I watched it. Jessica has to much class to reply or comment to what Snooki said about her. I hope she gains 70 pounds with her pregnancy and has a hard time taking the weight off.

  6. Charlyn Darling

    I think Jessica Simpson looks great and society as a whole rags on anyone who gains weight, even if they are pregnant. its not fair. what, is she supposed to not look pregnant? give me a break. this is going to bite snooki in the ass because she's already short and chunky as it is. just wait, she's going to look like an over-tanned bowling ball and she's going to be sorry when she's nine months pregnant and everyone is ragging on her.

  7. Shan Anderson

    There is nothing more beautiful than a pregant woman !!! I was a house with my first daughter and loved it it made me feel even more maternal . Snooki obviously is more concerned about still acting like an idiot then enjoying the wonderful things pregnancy brings ! Jessica , you're beautiful !

  8. Velvet Michael

    Ok, Ms.santimonious Snookie. Lets go over some pregnancy facts with you. A lot of women stay smaller during a first pregnancy because their abdominal muscles have not stretched. Brag all you want, , but at 4 1/4 months, I was still wearing my own clothes, and only switched over to stretch pants in my 7 month, and I had a health 8lb 9 oz baby. Cravings occur for a reason, it is your body telling you it needs something, and believe me, Italian ices are not going to satisfy the cravings, and if you don't give your body what it needs, it will take it from you. You aren't all that and you really ought to be thinking about all that alcohol you were drinking BEFORE you even knew you were pregnant. Jessica looks lovely and you look like an idiot.

  9. Crystal Taylor

    Snooki is an idiot…She doesn't look half as good as Jessica does.

  10. Penny Bonjovi

    How tacky.Jessica is more beautiful than ever.Snooki needs to be careful about what she says.Sometimes you might reap what you sow.Snooki could get twice as big as Jessica and not be able to lose the weight after having her baby.As I recall Snooki has had a weight problem before.Jessica you look great some people are just jealous..Congrats Jessica for being the best looking real celebrity pregnant Lady in hollywood.

  11. Stephanie Avalos Szymanski

    Jess shouldnt care an oz what snickers has to say Jess has real talent & earned her fame snooki is known for bed hopping lying & being a drunk this girls just a hot mess.

  12. Veronica M. Conder

    Snooki is a stuck up bitch and has no clue when your pregnant your suposed to pig out snooki is starving her baby because she's worried about her looks get over yourself snooki does her fiancee know she's starving there baby js looks beautiful

  13. Arlene Jones-Street

    So whe Snooki has her baby is it going to be 12 inches long and weigh 30 lbs? Look just like her mamma?

  14. Wendi Saunders- Freyermuth

    snookies an effin moron. a) each woman in each preg is diff no 2 are the same. I'm preg w my 5th child…. I have first hand experience. I know people that were lucky to be tiny during their first but blew up during 2nd n 3rd pregs.. or like me had tons of water weight from the door. I recall hours after havin my 1st son and looked at my thighs and they were normal. told my hubb look their half the size they were…. he looked at me puzzled. but I was stoked. the water weight was gone. lol. but then again all my boys were over 8lbs when born. snookie can kiss my italian ass. jessica looks good and snookie got a rude awakening coming. cause real reality is going to jack her shit up!

  15. Wendi Saunders- Freyermuth

    snookies an effin moron. a) each woman in each preg is diff no 2 are the same. I'm preg w my 5th child…. I have first hand experience. I know people that were lucky to be tiny during their first but blew up during 2nd n 3rd pregs.. or like me had tons of water weight from the door. I recall hours after havin my 1st son and looked at my thighs and they were normal. told my hubb look their half the size they were…. he looked at me puzzled. but I was stoked. the water weight was gone. lol. but then again all my boys were over 8lbs when born. snookie can kiss my italian ass. jessica looks good and snookie got a rude awakening coming. cause real reality is going to jack her shit up!

  16. Xiomara LovinMe Serrano

    I hope she blows up like a balloon and passed her due date to see how she would like it and feel..REALLY GROW UP..IM starting to feel bad for the unborn already..smh

  17. Xiomara LovinMe Serrano

    I hope she blows up like a balloon and passed her due date to see how she would like it and feel..REALLY GROW UP..IM starting to feel bad for the unborn already..smh

  18. Gina Sciacca-Laurenza

    Snooki better get a grip she's a midget and when she packs on the 40+ pounds you usually do she better hide in a closet!

  19. Rene L Maniscalco

    eating lot of jelly… which is just sugar which turns to what? Jessica looks fine Snooki is an idiot who should STFU. leave the real women alone lil troll!

  20. Veronica M. Conder

    I'm shocked she hasn't lost the baby because the dumb shit don't eat how can her baby daddy think this ok for his child so when she craves stuff she's gonna deny the baby what he or she wants some mother why does she act her shit don't stink you know snooki at least we don't show our vagina on national tv NO CLASS

  21. Paula Bourne

    I agree with alot of people on here. Snooki is an idiot. Even though she has gained weight (which looks good on Jessica) she will probably be one of those women that will loose the weight after the baby is born. So, until you have been pregnant and gained weight from it shut up. She is beautiful!

  22. Michelle Kibe-Coe

    Snookie will be as wide as she is tall …wait for it lol

  23. Crystal Taylor

    Renee Perez-Johnson I totally agree with you on this

  24. Melody L. Renz

    I can't believe someone as ignorant as Snooki is allowed to have children….

  25. Charity Chrans

    Well, Snooki is an idiot… I wouldn't even pay any attention to what that heifer says, I mean, come on… It's Snooki…

  26. Charity Chrans

    Rene L Maniscalco Yup, me too!!! I think I'll see what games I need to catch up on then enjoy the outdoors… It's nice here. We planted our garden yesterday. So I might take a stroll on the bike or something…

  27. Nicole Lamie

    Snooki is a joke and not to mention a whore.. Lol its funny to hear her have to say anything about being fat, because she was a super fat ass and she wasnt even pregnant at the time.. Wow Snooki you just showed everyone that you will never have class…

  28. Amanda Gaddis

    Snookie was almost as big as Jess when she wasn't pregnant!! People who have gone through weight struggles should be a little more understanding. Snookie got upset about weight comments directed towards her and came out saying she had an eating disorder. But it's ok to trash a pregnant woman for gaining weight? What a hypocrite. She is total trash. Jess will have a beautiful baby and get back in shape. Watch Snookie go back to eating how she was and back out with her ass hanging out embarrassing herself.

  29. Amanda Gaddis

    Snookie was almost as big as Jess when she wasn't pregnant!! People who have gone through weight struggles should be a little more understanding. Snookie got upset about weight comments directed towards her and came out saying she had an eating disorder. But it's ok to trash a pregnant woman for gaining weight? What a hypocrite. She is total trash. Jess will have a beautiful baby and get back in shape. Watch Snookie go back to eating how she was and back out with her ass hanging out embarrassing herself.

  30. Amanda Palko

    Snooki is a bigger idiot than I originally thought. She should really not give her opinions, since frankly, she was already an oversized "meatball" before she miraculously lost weight and got knocked up. Can't wait to see how her words come back to bite her as she balloons…

  31. Amanda Palko

    Snooki is a bigger idiot than I originally thought. She should really not give her opinions, since frankly, she was already an oversized "meatball" before she miraculously lost weight and got knocked up. Can't wait to see how her words come back to bite her as she balloons…

  32. Suzanne Robinson

    Jessica ia a beautiful girl, but she has gained far too much weight to be truly healthy. But if Snooki's idea of healthy is "lots of jelly and Italian ices" she's in dire need of a class in pre-natal nutrition. And Snooki should also remember that just a year or so she was very much overweight – and she had not given birth and was not pregnant. Glass houses, Snooki, glass houses.

  33. Joanne Wilson

    MY MOM SAID "DON'T SPIT IN THE WIND" SNOOKIE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND PRAY FOR A HEALTHY BABY IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE A__ ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!

  34. Mystic Eyes

    Snooki is goddam idiot….she'l most likely gain 65 lbs easy by the time she's ready to deliver, and have the most difficulty losinng it. I can't wait til that happens!

  35. Patti Hamlin

    This coming from the same woman who, a few months ago, said she will never be on Dancing With The Stars because only "B-list" celebs go on that show………

  36. Cindi Swegan

    She isn't so thin herself. Jessica looks beautiful and like a real woman….scary that that woman is going to be a mom…

  37. Megan Layer

    Cindi Swegan I know! It's awful that she is going to be a mom. That poor child.

  38. JoJo Renee

    Snooky, I imagine you wouldn't want to look like Jessica Simpson in her pregnancy. So she has put on some pounds, but she's still very beautiful! Snooky you are trash, pure skank! I'll bet you don't even know who your baby's father is, or should I say: yo baby daddy?

  39. Audrey Cline

    Once again snookie just proves how empty headed she really is. Jessica looks beautiful. What the hell is snookie known for? A drunken sloppy skank who has no talent.

  40. Limarie Alvarado

    She needs to be worrying about her self, about being a good mother, not about other PP life.

  41. Deborah Hoff

    Jessica looked better than Snooki before being prego-during prego- and will again after. Thin doesn't =beautiful. thin doesn't equal a healthy baby. what kind of deformities will she get with eating mostly jelly and ice?

  42. Carolyn Boyd Johnson

    what a nut.she's just doesn't like it cause JS is beautiful even the size of a blimp.but Jess will get back in good shape.she's not hung up on being a stick with 2 raisens on it.real men like real women with curves and boobs.and yes….personality.1 thingsnooki is lacking.u watch though snooki will get as round as she is tall.they will have to roll her everywhere she goes.get a real life snooki,no one really cares about this 1.think about someone other than yourself,namely ur child.do what's best 4 him or her.and stop worrying about other peoples lives.and get a personality and stop being mean.

  43. Angela Balzano

    For starters, she calls herself snooki. . . I didn't think I was going to gain extra weight either. . .I was active and ate very very healthy. I think ate more healthy during my pregnancy than any other time in my life. I didn't gain extra weight until my last month of pregnancy and let me tell you, it sneeks up on you. So, Snooki good luck. BC you already looked like you had extra weight before you were ever pregnant.

  44. Adam Peachey

    I can honestly say I hope she dies in childbirth. It sounds cruel but Gary Busey would probably do a better job raising that child.

  45. Steve White

    lol, one talent-less airhead commenting on another. That said Jessica looks fine and has 10x the class. It is really pretty hard to see how Snooki has the nerve to criticize any one for…. well anything lol.

  46. Tori E Dennison

    Why would anyone listen to a twit like snookie. Jessica is beautiful, glowing and healthy. Every person I know including looked like Jessica at that stage.

  47. Leila Haddox Holmes

    I do think Jess has probably put on far more than what doctors like. I can't judge though… I did too by more than double, twice.

  48. Leila Haddox Holmes

    That being said Jess was in talks with weight watchers prior to her pregnancy announcement… she's business savy and this will make her loss seem more dramatic when she does it while rolling in the $$$

  49. Jeffery Gilbert

    She DID look like that, and she wasn't even pregnant. Wait until all the dieting and working out is undone by her pregnancy. I hope people stop her in the street to call her fat.

  50. Leila Haddox Holmes

    And now that I went back and read what she said I have more cents to add… My two pregnancies were night and day different. With Wyatt I ate EVERYTHING and gained 70lbs…. with Hayden I watched my diet closely and walked twice a day and gained 70lbs. Some people are just meant to be huge when they are pregnant.

  51. Charity Chrans

    Robert N Webb Sr No, I'm not. I think everyone else is… Anything Snooki says, I pay no attention to cuz she's just a ho anyways…

  52. Emily Ezell Kubiak

    Wow, just wow. Does she even realize that weight gain is a huge part of pregnancy? Yeah, at the end of the pregnancy you feel like a blimp (I should know, I'm 9 months pregnant with my second child), but pregnant women are beautiful. Jessica looks amazing and Snooki needs to shut her mouth and stop bad mouthing her cause she's probably going to balloon out as well. She obviously doesn't know anything about pregnancy and should do some research.

  53. Jose A Vasquez

    I dont even know why this girl is always all over the news.

  54. Jose A Vasquez

    reminds me of George Costanza when he pitched the show about nothing… and he was asked why would people watch it and his response? because its on TV LOL

  55. Jose A Vasquez

    reminds me of George Costanza when he pitched the show about nothing… and he was asked why would people watch it and his response? because its on TV LOL

  56. Anna Markham

    Hoe……Jessica looks better then you ever will, at least she knows who the babies daddy is, DO you………Don't think so…You need a reality check…..

  57. Anna Day-Perez

    I guess snooki is proud that shes starving her baby and will likely have a baby with low birth weight. at least jessica is a loving mother and cares more about nourishing her growing baby that is inside of her. snooki wishes she was half as beautiful as jess right now.

  58. Glenn Stacey

    When will the world wake up and realize that her 15 minutes were up a really long time ago.
    Snookie is nothing but a sknakie set of boobs that no one wants to see anymore. GO AWAY

  59. Pray Tell

    Pregnancy is when you first start to make sacrifices for your child. If that sacrifice is your perfect figure then so be it! I hope they both beautiful healthy babies because that's all that matters.

  60. Cara Wade

    Snooki dear STFU, you do not have a brain cell in your head! You are what? Four feet tall? Honey you are going to be that wide by the time you give birth…My prayers are with your child!

  61. Vanessa Everett

    Jessica is beautiful on the inside and the outside know matter how big she is now. Snooki will never be beautiful.She's a horrible example of what to be as a women and a mother. Her child will never be able to look up to someone like her. She has had numerous sex partners on T.V. and does nothing good with her life. Jessica will always be someone you can look up to and I'm sure she's going to be a great mother.

  62. Jose A Vasquez

    Marci Lipinski She would die if she were her size ? she is and she isn't even pregnant and a miniature version too LOL

  63. Melissa Tirey

    She's nothing but trash… and big time slut.. thank god shes not prego i would die if she started to breed

  64. Kerri Tang

    Snooki is a snook. Get a life. What a mean thing to say. Jessica's arms, and face are slender & normal….so she's doing fine. Her baby will be very healthy, for what she has chosen to eat. Look at some of the Holllywood elites, when they've been expecting, thin, barely out there, and you know they are not eating much. NOT healthy for the unborn babe.

  65. Ane Estrada

    I nw she jus open her mouth for nada until she jus get keep quite.. Everything cames out it nt gd at all..

  66. Stefanee Larmer

    My what short memories stupid people have! Snooki may have slimmed down recently, but there was a REASON they called her "Meatball" on the show & she couldn't blame it on being pregnant! Snooki should really watch what she says. Between her lifestyle & questionable gene pool she'll be lucky to have a healthy baby WITHOUT tempting fate on top of it =P

  67. Penelope Butera

    Jason Meyers – Having kids IS a privilege – and stupid people shouldn't breed – neither one of them seems to be playing with a full deck.

  68. April Leigh Edwards

    I thought Jessica Simpson looked absolutely beautiful pregnant. Don't Practice What You Preach Snooki. Every womans Pregnancy is different. You might get bigger then her and I will laugh my ass off and call you UGLY.

  69. Jason Meyers

    Penelope Butera Actually, it was in the 1920's when it was a privilege and we had a eugenics program up and running… Oh wait… that is Planned Parenthood. The US gov has no right to tell someone they cant have kids. And, if you think otherwise, maybe you should move to a place like China.

  70. Farntella Graham

    yes, snooki is a fool. jessica looks gorgeous. she looks like a real pregnant woman and I am proud of her for not trying to hide the fact like Beyonce Knolls. I am still not sure Beyonce was ever pregnant like Jessica, who is absolutely beautiful.

  71. Nicole Wood

    I think Snooki is hilarious but ouch Snooki, ouch. I think it's safe to say Jessica has 30 times the class then Snooki does.

  72. Nia Ariel

    I'm not too big on the name Jessica gave her daughter, but hey she's a lot prettier than Snacky the Oompa Loompa.

  73. Rebecca Zirger

    Ummmmmm fruit, jelly, and Italian ice has sugar in it, and sugar makes you gain weight! May she be cursed with 50 extra pounds, and huge kankles!