Jersey Shore‘s Snooki is not as far into the whole ordeal of pregnancy as Jessica Simpson, but it hasn’t stopped her from trashing the pop and reality show star for having the audacity to gain weight during her pregnancy.
It would seem Snooki has not learned what is the first valuable lesson of pregnancy and childbearing- don’t point fingers, because they come back to point back at you. Generally, if you rag on a woman for gaining weight, or using formula, or any number of problems that you haven’t yet had to luck-of-the-draw for, it comes back to nibble your ass when you yourself are hounded by paparazzi two weeks after your due date.
Yes, Jessica Simpson is experiencing a stage of pregnancy that all women who have borne a full-term child have likely experienced. You feel like a boat and no one will talk to you about anything except when the baby is coming and how massive you look and it’s awful.
But Snooki is confident she’ll be able to control for the last, most uncomfortable and puffy days of pregnancy and not look… well, like a pregnant woman. (How many of us looked JUST like Jessica Simpson in the days and weeks before we became moms?)
Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, laughed at poor Jess in an interview, saying:
I would die if I were her size.”
Snooki sanctimoniously huffed:
“She said she indulged in everything that she wanted… I’m trying to each healthy- fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all.”
The reality show star then boasts that despite being halfway through her pregnancy, she’s “so skinny,” she still fits in women’s size mediums. Ugh. Out of the sisterhood, Snooki! I don’t know if you were in before, but now you are definitely barred.