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Jesus Possibly Spotted On The Back Of A Dead Stingray

jesus sighting back of stingray


Jesus
, it would appear, gets around.

The Son of God has previously been spotted on Mars, in burnt burger grease, and on a skirting board, not to mention on toast, tortillas and lamps. Now, He’s popped up on the back of a dead, beached stingray. Just in time for Easter.

A James Island woman found Jesus’ image on the back of the above deceased cownose stingray. It’s really quite spooky, eh? The chosen one is 24-year-old Erica Scheldt. She told reporters:

“I just kind of thought it looked like a bearded homeless man. But when I posted pictures on Instagram, one of my friends was like, ‘That’s Jesus.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, my God. You’re right.’”

Yeah, I dunno how she missed it either. Scheldt added that other people on the beach saw the face, but nobody else identified it as Jesus, the fools.

“I feel like if I did notice it and told people who were walking by, they would just think I was kind of weird. I did think it was interesting, with Easter coming up. And it’s such a beautiful image on such a harmful thing.”

Hard as it is to believe, Scheldt is a devout Catholic.

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2 Responses to “Jesus Possibly Spotted On The Back Of A Dead Stingray”

  1. John O'connor

    I get so sick of this stuff. It essentially makes fun of the religion. First of all we have no idea what Jesus actually looked like, and why would He put his image on a fish. Give me a break!