Everyone loves bacon, well accept for vegetarians, but even they have fake bacon to emulate the taste. But supporting bacon doesn’t mean having to consume it 24/7, instead you can share your bacon loving pride with a variety of bacon products that aren’t bacon.
We’ve dug deep through the interwebs to find what we’d consider to be the Top 10 affordable bacon products you can buy now that aren’t bacon.
Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
Description: Its a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2″ x 1-1/2″ x 1″ bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.
Overall: reviews are mixed, but the tin these jelly beans come in is promoted as a collectible item!
Cost:$4.99 on Amazon
Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
* It’s a food battle royale! Who will win – meat or tofu? Makes a great gift!
* Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain!
* Mr. Bacon stands approximately 6-inches tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is approximately 4-inches tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk.
* The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs.
* Bring home these snack-tion figures today!
Overall: you can’t make that description up. Fun for the whole family, particularly if you burn the tofu figure in a fire when you’re finished.
Cost:$11.95 on Amazon
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks Lot of 2 Tins
* These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon
* Each 3″ x 1-1/4″ x 1/2″ tin contains eighty toothpick
Overall: interesting way to finish a meal of bacon.
Cost: 99 cents on Amazon
Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4″ x 3-3/4″ (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.
Overall: the preferable way to put some bacon on your backside. Far better looking than a bank.
Cost:$11.15 at Amazon
Saint Anthony Patron Saint of Bacon
Description: Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become patrons of people, occupations, places or things. It’s never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall, hard vinyl Saint comes with a 3″ (7.6 cm) base and a removable backdrop that includes a Prayer to Assist with the Enjoyment of Quality Bacon. Warning Choking Hazard! Contains small parts, not for children under 3.
Overall: bacon has a patron saint. Praise Murphy, father of beer, for I have sinned and eaten tofu. Save me Saint Anthony so that I may consume thy holy food once more.
Cost:$4.25 at Amazon
* 3-3/4″ tall reusable metal tin
* Contains 15 bandages
* Includes a FREE toy trinket to take your mind off of the excruciating pain
* While the bandaids are latex-free, the packaging of this product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions
* The 3″ x 1″ Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon
Overall: the description is fairly boring, but what better way to mend a cut or scratch than with imitation bacon. Ideal for every first aid kit.
Cost:$2.15 on Amazon
Bacon Air Freshener
* Bacon Scented Air Freshner
* Love Bacon hang this air freshener anywhere
* Car, home, dorm air freshener
Overall: making a confined space smell like bacon where no real bacon is present may be considered torture under various UN human rights conventions.
Price:$1.25 on Amazon
Bacon Flavor Dental Floss
Description: Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improving your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon cant improve? Each plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.
Overall: dentists are right.
Raw Bacon Weave Cardholder
Description: Flash this very unique RAW Bacon Weave Card holder and instantly make alliances with other bacon fanatics… Makes a great “going out” wallet, simple design carrys the essentials: business cards, credit cards, and ID’s. Measures 2.75″ x 4″ when closed, with two clear pockets inside. Handmade in Los Angeles.
Overall: you’d go for the bacon wallet, although this one looks a little cooler.
Price: $11 on Amazon
And our favorite bacon product that isn’t bacon is
Description: there isn’t one because it’s just so awesome.
Overall: see our Bacon Salt review here. The real taste of bacon, without the calories.
Price:$13 for a 16-Ounce Bottle on Amazon
Honorable mention: Bacon and Eggs Adult Costume
You live the bacon lifestyle, but now you can actually BE BACON. $49.99 for the set on Amazon.