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Shamwow guy Vince Shlomi arrested for beating a hooker

Posted: March 27, 2009

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Sham fail: Shamwow guy Vince Shlomi was arrested for beating a hooker in Miami last month.

The Smoking Gun reports that Shlomi pleaded self defense, claiming that the hooker bit his tongue:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit…notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face…. After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

The hooker is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors “declined to file formal charges” against him.

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Posted: March 27, 2009
Duncan Riley

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25 Archived Responses to “ Shamwow guy Vince Shlomi arrested for beating a hooker ”

  1. Epic ROFL for using the words “Shamwow and “beating a hooker” in the same sentence!

  2. I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean up the blood?

  3. OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  4. This world is better than fiction. WOW>> SHAMWOW

    SHAMWOW THE SHEETS

  5. That's not the Sham Wow guy. Doesn't even look like him, plus the Sham Wow guy's name is Vince Offer, not Vince Shlomi.

  6. Offer is his middle name. It's the name he uses professionally. His real last name is Shlomi.

  7. asdasdsd
    Mar 30, 2009

    Sham WHORES! His new product…

  8. pure comedy

  9. Dang….for $1000 he could've had Fun like that Kanye West Old Man video…… but he spent it like that…..

    More like Damn Wow now…. is a Pros the best he could do…. He better sham wow his Tongue… to get that disease off it…

  10. bet that hooker used the shamwow to wipe vince's cumshots off her face…ya think?

  11. Julie Penrose
    Mar 30, 2009

    Was he using her as the Slap Chop? “You're gonna love my nuts.”

  12. yeah hes just making america skinny again one slap at a time

  13. She accualy bit the headset that is glued to his face and she only bit because the “camera guy” came out of the closet and said “your guna love his nuts”

  14. did he use a shamwow wee to soak up the blood ?

  15. Not sure who looks worse, Vince or the Hooker…… anyway check out ShamWowGuy.com , its hysterical!
    … no amount of ShamWows can soak up all of that shame……

  16. Sham OW, fire Vince hire the hooker!

  17. mrpotatoehead
    Aug 1, 2009

    holy crapoli! sham wow will sell a billion orders because of this…everything ths guy touches turns to gold, even hookers! I wonder why she wanted to eat his tongue, do you think it tastes like pork? Hmmmm….perhaps it was because he just got through eating her and she wanted to see what her virgina tasted like. I should stop talking dirty shouldn't I….sorry to all those who read this.