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Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: March 24, 2009
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Farting on a school bus: that’s a suspension


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A 15 year old student in Polk County, Florida has been suspended from school for three days after farting on a school bus.

According to a misbehavior form submitted by the bus driver, the student had been letting rip on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, “creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe.”

According to AP, school officials said there’s no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus. The teen denies he was the one causing the stench.











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2 Archived Responses to “ Farting on a school bus: that’s a suspension ”

  1. John
    Mar 24, 2009

    A well deserved suspension. Those emissions cause hair loss, weight gain, sinusitis, migraines, memory loss and more. Trust me. No joking matter. Should make the kid “wear” ass mints.

  2. Baking Brownies
    Mar 27, 2009

    I believe him. I always claim mine. The bus driver is just upset because he knows that kid has more talent in his ass then the driver has in his entire life.