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PETA nutbar gives permission to use her feet as umbrella stands


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You can’t even come close to making stuff like this up – with or without drugs – but apparently Ingrid Newkirk, the president of PETA, has made out her last will and testament. If you thought that PETA was a bunch of screwballs before wait until you get a load of this abridged list

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed.

c. my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing innocent animals, such as elephants, in order that we might use their body parts for household items and decorations;

d.That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals.

e. That my pointing finger be delivered to Kenneth Feld, owner of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, or to a circus museum to stand as the “Greatest Accusation on Earth” on behalf of the countless elephants, lions, tigers, bears, and other animals who have been kidnapped from their families and removed from their homelands

f. That my liver be vacuum-packed and shipped, in whole or in part, to France, to there be used in a public appeal to persuade shoppers not to support the vile practice of force-feeding geese and ducks for foie gras

g. That one of my ears be removed, mounted, and sent to the Canadian Parliament to assist them in hearing, for the first time perhaps, the screams of the seals, bears, raccoons, foxes, and minks bludgeoned, trapped, and sometimes skinned alive for their pelts.

h. That one of my thumbs be removed, mounted upwards on a plaque, and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, PETA decides has done the most to promote alternatives to the use and abuse of animals in any area of their exploitation

i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, has gone against the changing tide of societal opinion and frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner

j. That a little part of my heart be buried near the racetrack at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix

Source: Treehugger

And people wonder why PETA does loony bin type stunts – with a person like Newkirk in control it shouldn’t be a surprise at all.











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28 Archived Responses to “ PETA nutbar gives permission to use her feet as umbrella stands ”

  1. Holy WTF Wow!.

    Complete nutbars!

  2. Speaking for animals
    Feb 24, 2009

    Right on!! Someone needs to speak up for animals.. If you feel the need to wear a fur coat of leather shoes, let us skin you alive so that we can make that coat or shoes from your skin to wear..
    You people are clueless, murdering, selfish, greedy bastards.. If i see anyone wearing a fur coat u better run the other direction because im hitting the closet paint store and pouring it all over you…
    Ill go to jail for it to.. PETA ROCKS!!! GOD BLESS EACH & EVERYONE OF YOU!!!

  3. Sam R Rittan
    Feb 26, 2009

    That is actually pretty funny. It is no wonder PETA can't be taken seriously. Besides, from what I can tell, despite curing methods, human flsh is akin to pigs, and the only real use would be porkrinds. And by the way, SEA KITTENS?! And as a flaw in your argument stands up for animals, seriously. you never skin something alive, that is just cruel. And for the judgemental nose pointing. That so called god you are calling upon to bless each of the animal lovers out there gave to adam and eve all the plants and animals to use. JESUS fed the multitude with two FISH, excuse me, sea kittens according to PETA and a loaf of bread. “give a man a fish he eats for a day, teach a man to fish he will eat forever.” Pouring paint over a fur coat, yeah, desicrate the last little remenants of that precious animal that someone was willing to pay good money for. Seriously, PETA, pull your heads out. Look at the bigger picture. Animals kill each other all the time. You are probably a good cause for the deaths of those animals you set free into the wild from labs. Especially if you hit a viral testing lab and set some plague riddin rat roaming. Or hit up the zoos and set off some predator that throws the whole ecological system in that area outta whack. And why are you against live animal selling. Is it the food for pets or the pets themselves? Would you rather them sell dead pets? Grow. Up.

  4. Anonymous
    Feb 27, 2009

    so where does this barbecue take place? im ready and willing to eat her flesh. and enjoy it. provided it's seasoned properly and i have the right wine.

    can i also have her skull? id like to be able to show it off and tell people that i ate some of her body, at her request.

  5. you have to admire the dedication even if you don't believe in he cause. the question will be follow through,

  6. planet destroyer
    Feb 28, 2009

    I soo want her skin for a jacket

  7. planet destroyer
    Feb 28, 2009

    I so want to take you to mcdonald's

  8. As a hunter, fisher and general outdoorsman in the great state of Michigan, I have never condoned PETA's methods. You want to see someone that is truly a spokesman for the plants and animals of nature, you cant get any closer than myself and the countless millions across the states and the world that are like me. PETA is seriously the bane of human existence and I hope that someday people who support them realize this. Empty hope… I know….

  9. planet destroyer destroyer
    Mar 1, 2009

    Wow, you're all pretty sick.
    And the reason no one takes PETA seriously is because of ignorant dumbasses such as yourself.
    They think everything they do is funny.
    Just wondering, do you support animal abuse?
    I figured you would judging by your comments.
    …not that she doesn't sound a bit crazy, but at least she's dedicated.

  10. EveryAnimalYouSaveIEatThree
    Mar 1, 2009

    Sounds like you need some meat crammed down your gullet.

  11. listen jerk-off I'd be the first one to take anyone I caught abusing an animal out back and beat the shit out of them. I don't need some pansy ass organization made up of Birkenstock wearing idiots to tell me we should be respecting animals. PETA on the other hand is made up of emotionally retarded warm and fuzzy do-gooders who think that mankind is some sort of exulted being that doesn't need to obey some normal real world physical necessities. Now piss off

  12. hskevin
    Mar 2, 2009

    planet destroyer destroyer 4 hours ago 1 point

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    Wow, you're all pretty sick.
    And the reason no one takes PETA seriously is because of ignorant dumbasses such as yourself.
    They think everything they do is funny.
    Just wondering, do you support animal abuse?
    I figured you would judging by your comments.
    …not that she doesn't sound a bit crazy, but at least she's dedicated……

    you retard,
    lets all play with the cute kettens and puppies all day and lesten to there needs and feelings, we need more courageous weman like ingrig, and we need constructive incouragement for the proper emotional development of each and every animal.. as there just trying to make a living just like you and me !!!
    why o why are ye all worried about the fucking animals… ye retards , why not stop and actually think for a second…
    where dose all the ''indangered animal products come from??
    who profits from the sales??
    who kills the animals??
    why would they kill the animal .. only for its fur.. bones … etc etc??
    what motivates these people to do this?? …. dont just say first thing that come into you head … actually think about this!!!!!!
    finally where dose this motivation originate from.. who set the seeds so to speak !!! could it be the big man at the top???
    finally way do people wear that stuff?? dont blame them, there just sheep who is the wolf???

    personally if she was to make leather out of skin… ye should all get wallets made out of it , maybe then it might just have the required impact.. id buy one…

  13. hskevin
    Mar 2, 2009

    first off all, how do ye like the shoe on the other foot.. if you dont want to eat meat .. dont eat meat, if ye want to be a vegan fair play, BUT if I want a steak gess what, if I want a leather jacket… you gessed it..
    The point I want to make if extreemest like this nut are called so for a reason.. do you honistly want her at your extended family re-union??
    there is animal protection agentcies all over the 2nd & 1st word , also endangared spicies can not be touched any seriously monitored..
    there is 2 problems I do have tho
    1) People are so hell bent on seeing animals been killed only for there fur etc they fail in a big way to see that the person who did it , did it to feed his family as there more than likely living in complete provity, And a husband & father will do anything to try to provide for his family and if it is unmoral Vs life or dead for his family well gess what… and here is this woman ranting and raving about the animals why not that a look at the pochers life (the one that were cought) and see what they have to say…. WAKE UP PEOPLE… WAKE THE FUCK UP!!
    P.S I Know my spelling is poor , but that not really an essue as far as im conserned so please dont wast time commenting on the fucking spelling or grammer or puncuation ..

  14. Scared
    Mar 2, 2009

    Wow, I think the comments are better than the actual article.

  15. woundedduck
    Mar 2, 2009

    I want her eye.

  16. woundedduck
    Mar 2, 2009

    “Dedication” is not a virtue when in the employ of lunacy.

  17. Arturo Badillo
    Mar 2, 2009

    Is there a way of reserving a Slice of her tights for a sandwich? or can i pre order the Umbrela stand…

    Damn i bet everything will end up in Ebay…

  18. Omfg, THANK YOU Steven. I'm happy to know I'm not the only one that believes PETA to be full of self-righteous, pretentious, useless, fake-ass tools with nothing better to do with their time. At least these pathetic fucks aren't eating all the meat. For that I'm thankful.
    Woundedduck also proposes a valid point.

    “Planet destroyer destroyer,” despite your oh-so-clever nickname, your rationalization that we are in favor of animal abuse because we disagree with PETA is about as pointless as your existence. Kill yourself, fool, you are wasting my oxygen.

    I also love it when these animal rights organizations take it upon themselves to assault and injure humans “in the defense of animals.” Don't believe this has happened? Do your fucking research. It's organizations like PETA that have no real foundation except for a dangerous amalgam of ignorance and fanaticism. To me, you are as dangerous as any religious fanatic. I would even go so far as to say you should all be eliminated with extreme prejudice, so as to preserve what is left of our collective human intelligence. You certainly aren't offering anything beneficial to society. Don't get me wrong, I do not condone cruelty to animals, but there are needs that cannot be overlooked (they extend beyond vegetables and tofu, you New-Age douche nozzles), and I do not believe there should be a cult centered around this which also happens to distribute propaganda to the masses (though to no avail; your arguments are far beyond weak, PETA lackeys). I also believe that PETA members should have their survival skills tested; I want to see how long they can live without eating animals, or if they'll cave and turn hypocritical. Utterly pathetic… your organization, misconstrued beliefs, and very existence make me ignorant and nauseous. Oh, and for the record, I'd ask for this twat's spine if she had one.
    You're soft, you're weak, you're useless, and you have no place in a modern society. Hurry up and die of some nutritional deficiency already, you filthy PETA goons. Those of us within the upper echelon of society will take care of your epitaphs. Don't worry.
    I apologize for such rage, but these people make me completely and utterly sick.

  19. This woman is a genius. Some of them are a bit silly, like the eye and thumbs, but the meat and leather parts especially are spot on. We need more people like her, and less ignorant meat eating leather wearing filth. I am at a loss to understand how anyone can justify the taking of an actual life for their own pleasure or excess.

  20. wtf.. source 'treehugger'… that's solid..

    sounds like a joke to me

    It would be great eye-opener though, but as you might know, not single one of those requests will be done even for real.

  21. Sam R Rittan
    Mar 2, 2009

    Ignorant?! Have you seriously researched their shit? “Keep your friends close your enemies closer” Look at the opposition website. petakillsanimals.com or .org I don't remember. Take a look at cold hard fucking facts man. Specifically the area where peta euthanized a four digit number of pets. Where as a shelter within like twenty miles or so actually found homes for a larger percentage of pets. It's legal because they actually requested a record of public documents from the virginia department of public records. LOOK AT THEIR BUDGET! She's dedicated to being a traitor to her own cause. She doesn't think before she acts. Much like some people don 't think before they speak…or comment in your case. By the way, I'm drunk. :-D

  22. Sam R Rittan
    Mar 2, 2009

    All I have to say dude or dudette, much fucking respect.Their sea kitten campaign if it went through would seriously fuck up the lives of people who's sole occupation is fishing. you wanna see some more fucked up shit, go to petakillsanimals.com for legal statistics about how fucked peta is. I'm not a spokesperson for that site, i don't think they even know I am alive. They provide proof as opposed to propaganda. Which I have more respect for.

  23. Sam R Rittan
    Mar 2, 2009

    She's a genius in the same way ann coulter is. She promotes very large hate mongering accusatory ideas while promoting an equally exploitive and scewed view on part of the other side. Which in part are merely a reflection of her own spun in her own favour. My own view point because you seem like a person, (judging by your comment which i don't believe does anyone justice,) who can see another side while maintaining your own belief structure. I'm a meat eater, I believe in leather products, not a whole suit cause it's gaudy, and fur/down lined products in extreme cold climates. Fur coats, tacky and ostentatious. But to you personally, the last three words of your comment stuck out to me. pleasure or excess. it doesn't say survival. I respect the bovine species, and less so than the matadors of true bull fighting. They respect the bull in a way I can never comprehend. I'm rambling, I apologize, Josh, you want to do good for what you believe in, look to a site other than PETA. I hate plugging, but the site I referenced in my last couple of coments seems to have good proof against peta. learn about your enemy. I am a meat eater. But I can value and respect intelligence. The delivery, (in relation to the unproofreaded piece earlier) is not the issue. It is what is said. Good luck.

  24. yup :) isn't it great

  25. This group is beyond nutty: they are hazardous.

    A PETA Watch website has been created to monitor the groups bizarre behavior:

    http://petawatchaustralia.blogspot.com/

  26. A More Evolved Consciousness
    Mar 3, 2009

    You would not have the opportunity to go to jail, you would be killed. Not for pouring paint on me, for I would never wear a fur coat. I would slay you for your complete ignorance, you piece of human waste. It is high time for individuals like you to either assimilate into a more advanced society or be phased out of existence. We are not clueless. It is YOU who is shallow and shortsighted. I consider myself to be extremist as well, though my beliefs are simply that those that prove to be a hazard to the advancement of civilization (ex. PETA, religious fundamentalist institutions) must be destroyed quickly, efficiently, and without hesitation or regret. In my opinion, any organization that openly refers to fish as “sea kittens” should be instantly viewed as insane, deemed an enemy of the state, and erased. To put it simply, you do not deserve to have a voice in this society. You are a mindless, brainwashed automaton… a pet of organizations that have rejected the best interests of humanity, and turned their back on intellect. The fact that you praise this social freak for the proposals which comprise her Will is fucking HORRIFYING, and I cannot help but see you as subhuman. Pray to your god that we never come face-to-face.

  27. PETA kills more animals than anything on that list. http://www.petakillsanimals.com check it out. informative


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