All Kim Kardashian wants for Christmas is a more demure derriere. And it would be nice if Santa’s elves could force her sister Khloe Kardashian to achieve her own weight loss success, added the reality TV superstar. It all happens during Sunday’s Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons, revealed Us Weekly in a sneak peek.
Kim appears obsessed with bottoms, pondering her own posterior as well as Khloe’s. However, she first focuses on criticizing her sister’s rear.
“Khloe’s a** is so big…like she’s got to like lose a couple lbs,” Kim lovingly informed Scott Disick and sister Kourtney.
But Scott made it clear that he feels the Kardashian family money reflects the size of their rears. And because Kourtney and Scott are expecting their third child together, Disick expressed concern about flattening their cabooses.
“What? You guys are famous for big butts! You guys lose your butts, we may all lose our money!”
Scott has had his own worries about finances, following his confession that he needs help for addiction.
Kim, however, declined to discuss the positive side of posteriors, daring to debate her own derriere.
“I don’t care,” scoffed Kim. “I want a flat ass now.”
As part of achieving that goal, Kardashian has succeeded in achieving a 55-pound weight loss as the Inquisitr reported. Kim chose the high-fat, low-carb diet provided in the Atkins weight loss program. It’s a ketogenic diet designed to shift the body into fat-burning mode.
Pippa Middleton, sister to the Duchess of Cambridge, offered a cultural perspective on posteriors. She also graciously awarded Kim a new title for the reality TV star’s most famous feature, reported Yahoo Celebrity.
“No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the Internet last month. I must say that mine — though it has enjoyed fleeting fame — is not comparable.”
Contemplating cabooses, Middleton analyzed the posterior popularity.
“But the Kim-butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the Internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it.”
Pippa seemed unable to escape the inevitable comparisons, however, between British and American derrieres as shown below.
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