Lap Dances For the Needy? Chicago Strip Club Starts XXXMas Toy Drive

The holiday season is a time for giving, and apparently, getting lap dances. A Chicago strip club, The Admiral Theater, is giving away free lap dances for anyone who brings in a toy for charity.

The “Lap Dances for the Needy” campaign was started last year by The Admiral Theater. The strip club is encouraging Chicago do-gooders to bring in a new, unused toy for charity. The Admiral said that every person who brings in a toy will get a free lap dance. The club did say, however, that the offer was per-person and not per-toy.

The Huffington Post reports that last year the event was held during the Admiral’s “12 Days of XXX-Mas,” where toy-givers got to watch scantily clad elves and an adult-rated version of the nutcracker. The Admiral Theater collected five car loads of toys in 2011 which were donated to local churches.

This year’s toy drive will feature a naked pillow fighting tournament where strippers will compete to be named the “Snow Bunny Queen.”

Do you need a little incentive to give to charity? Would a lap dance motivate you to donate a toy?