Louis Tomlinson Watches Liam Payne Do What? Singer’s Shocking Confession
Louis Tomlinson creeped out band mate Liam Payne by spying on him during a private moment.
Metro recently interviewed One Direction, and the boys naturally turned the topic of conversation to their bodily functions. According to the Irish Independent, Liam Payne seemed particularly keen to chat about the subject. He revealed that living with four other guys isn’t always easy when he recounted an awkward bathroom incident involving Louis Tomlinson.
“You walked past me having a wee the other day,” Liam told Louis.
“The toilet in the hotel had a window and I was having a p**s and then I turned around and he was looking at me.”
Tomlinson tried to explain that he wasn’t trying to spy on Liam — the band was just staying in a hotel with windows in the bathroom.
Before he talked about being the target of a toilet Peeping Tom, Payne shared some trivia about Niall Horan’s windy bowels.
“To be fair, Niall, you do let rip at random occasions. And they are proud farts. They are not quiet ones. They are not smelly. But they are musical. Did you know that Niall can’t burp?”
Medical professionals probably wouldn’t agree with Horan’s explanation for how he ended up being gas-free on one end and extra gassy on the other.
“I had colic [a condition involving frequent crying] as a child and didn’t have power over my muscles in my throat. The muscles moved down here [points to bottom].”
Unfortunately for Louis Tomlinson, gassy band mates and embarrassing stories about his wandering eyes are the least of his worries right now. According to Unreality TV, Louis Tomlinson recently tweeted that he’s too sick to perform at the 2014 NRJ Music Awards in Cannes.
Been sick all night. Still really unwell. Absolutely gutted!!. So sorry to let our fans down at NRJ. ? sorry ? hope the lads smash it!!
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) December 13, 2014
Hopefully Louis is ready to deal with wild speculation about his absence — the last time Zayn Malik got sick and had to miss an appearance, Matt Lauer suggested that he might suffer from a substance abuse problem. Fans also worried that Zayn’s absence was a sign that he was about to walk away from One Direction. After learning about Tomlinson’s illness, Directioners flooded the singer’s Twitter page with messages begging him to get better.
@Louis_Tomlinson Stay well Lou God is with you, so you will Improve soon okay? Love you Boo Bear? pic.twitter.com/Dd4flU0XFW 187
— IGNORED BY HARRY (@harry_sstiles) December 13, 2014
Im so sad rn. I want to take care of Louis but I cant. Im so far from him. I’ll just pray for him. @Louis_Tomlinson #GetWellSoonLouis
— Louis’ Bae (@tommoforevs) December 13, 2014
@Louis_Tomlinson feel better Louis you need to rest with some soup and Yorkshire tea ?
— HaLo News ? (@LarryUpdatesAcc) December 13, 2014
suddenly got this weird feeling in my stomach after reading louis tweet, got me worried. hope you’ll feel better soon @Louis_Tomlinson
— 1D Tumblr Post (@1DsTumblr) December 13, 2014
@Louis_Tomlinson babe health comes first!!! hope you get better soon, rest a lot and command the boys to bring you soup
— floor! (@Tomlinbucks) December 13, 2014
@Louis_Tomlinson aw babe don’t be sorry you know I understand if you come over I can keep you warm and cuddle you in my bed
— Ryan Minaj (@RyannMinajj) December 13, 2014
i thought you were jesus wtf HEAL YOURSELF @Louis_Tomlinson
— queen shitposter (@speakinginlight) December 13, 2014
One cheeky fan also referenced Matt Lauer’s comment about Zayn Malik abusing drugs.
@Louis_Tomlinson are you ready to be accused of drug abuse
— e (@en_jajaja) December 13, 2014
Do you think Louis Tomlinson will face similar rumors by missing the NRJ Music Awards?
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