Category: Celebrity News Author : Duncan Riley Posted: January 17, 2009
Tags : joaquin phoenix, joaquin phoenix beard, joaquin phoenix facial hair, joaquin phoenix pic
Pictured at the Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas was Joaquin Phoenix. At least we think its Joaquin Phoenix under that bad haircut and hideous facial hair. So either it’s Joaquin Phoenix or it’s Bigfoot.
His inability to afford a razor could be related to the fact that he has quit acting to pursue a career in music videos. I know the recession is hard on us all but I am going to take up a collection, if you would like to donate to the Joaquin Phoenix “desperately needs to shave the pubic hair off his face fund a razor fund” leave me a comment.
Jan 18, 2009
Have you ever considered the fact that maybe a male might want to grow a beard for the simple fact that he can, and he just doesn't give a crap what you think? That frustrates you, doesn't it? The best you can come up with is pathetic insults, but guess what? Facial hair is natural. The only thing this article does is prove how insecure you are.
Jan 18, 2009
I am not sure why the media is putting him down..Joaquin just seems like he no longer feels the need to impress anyone…something most people never experience in their life …I guess most folks in this business have no clue how to accept this so they choose to make fun of a guy who is brave enough to change careers and look they way he wants to. Jealousy and insecurity do come to mind… way to go Joaquin, love you even more now!
Jan 18, 2009
(∩_∩)(∩_∩)(∩_∩)Just let us know how to find those celebrities. Lucky me. I just found Britney Spears on
_______I N TE R R A C I A L L O V I N G.COM______. I guess the screenname is lovedream08 or something. Who knows what she is doing there. Maybe find her son a new father. Just kidding.(∩_∩)(∩_∩)(∩_∩)
Jan 18, 2009
That person looks fine to me — except I'd never know it was Phoenix.
So the writer thinks he looks strange, but a bunch of girls standing around with crowns on their heads don't?
Jan 18, 2009
The same night… or at least in the same outfit… he was debuting his rap abilities. And whoever said Joaquin just doesn't care about what people think? Yeah, you're right… that's pretty much what he said in an interview: http://www.dishiness.com/?p=4141
Jan 20, 2009
Men wear beards. Those who don't, have pussies.
Jan 28, 2009
ugh! wtf?
Jan 29, 2009
It seems pretty obvious that Joaquin is doing this whole thing as a joke – considering that up until now you almost never saw paparazzi pictures of him – and Casey Affleck is now following his every move for a “documentary”. Trust me, in the end the joke will be all on us.
Jan 29, 2009
i think joaquin is researching a new role – rick rubin
Feb 12, 2009
your an idiot. Does unshaven, unkempt mean less talent.'Grow up and find something worthwhile to complain about. How bout LESS TALENTED WRITING??
Feb 23, 2009
Wow Tom… you sound pretty uptight about this. Maybe you have a pubic hair on your face too?