Joaquin Phoenix or Bigfoot appears at Miss America Pageant 2009

Pictured at the Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas was Joaquin Phoenix. At least we think its Joaquin Phoenix under that bad haircut and hideous facial hair. So either it’s Joaquin Phoenix or it’s Bigfoot.

His inability to afford a razor could be related to the fact that he has quit acting to pursue a career in music videos. I know the recession is hard on us all but I am going to take up a collection, if you would like to donate to the Joaquin Phoenix “desperately needs to shave the pubic hair off his face fund a razor fund” leave me a comment.