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Joaquin Phoenix or Bigfoot appears at Miss America Pageant 2009

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Pictured at the Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas was Joaquin Phoenix. At least we think its Joaquin Phoenix under that bad haircut and hideous facial hair. So either it’s Joaquin Phoenix or it’s Bigfoot.

His inability to afford a razor could be related to the fact that he has quit acting to pursue a career in music videos. I know the recession is hard on us all but I am going to take up a collection, if you would like to donate to the Joaquin Phoenix “desperately needs to shave the pubic hair off his face fund a razor fund” leave me a comment.

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13 Responses to “Joaquin Phoenix or Bigfoot appears at Miss America Pageant 2009”

  1. Tom

    Have you ever considered the fact that maybe a male might want to grow a beard for the simple fact that he can, and he just doesn't give a crap what you think? That frustrates you, doesn't it? The best you can come up with is pathetic insults, but guess what? Facial hair is natural. The only thing this article does is prove how insecure you are.

  2. equanimity

    I am not sure why the media is putting him down..Joaquin just seems like he no longer feels the need to impress anyone…something most people never experience in their life …I guess most folks in this business have no clue how to accept this so they choose to make fun of a guy who is brave enough to change careers and look they way he wants to. Jealousy and insecurity do come to mind… way to go Joaquin, love you even more now!

  3. Anonymous

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  4. John

    That person looks fine to me — except I'd never know it was Phoenix.

    So the writer thinks he looks strange, but a bunch of girls standing around with crowns on their heads don't?

  5. Phillyspice

    It seems pretty obvious that Joaquin is doing this whole thing as a joke – considering that up until now you almost never saw paparazzi pictures of him – and Casey Affleck is now following his every move for a “documentary”. Trust me, in the end the joke will be all on us.

  6. don Starry

    your an idiot. Does unshaven, unkempt mean less talent.'Grow up and find something worthwhile to complain about. How bout LESS TALENTED WRITING??

  7. Wes

    Wow Tom… you sound pretty uptight about this. Maybe you have a pubic hair on your face too?