iPhone 4S ‘SIRI’ Technology Provides Some Funny Answers To Questions

The iPhone 4S is now available for the masses and as expected users quickly began testing every little nook and cranny on the device to figure out what silly tidbits of information they can post online. The best part of the iPhone 4S? The ability to receive some pretty funstastic answers to everyday questions.
Here’s a sampling of fun answers found on the new blog Sh*t That Siri Says:
Q: “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
A: “42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.”Q: “What’s the meaning of life?”
A: “I don’t know. But I think there’s an app for that.”Q: “Will you marry me?”
A: “My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.”Q: “Do you know HAL 9000?”
A: “Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I’d rather not talk about it.”Q: “What are you wearing?”
A: “Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?”
Have you found anymore silly answers that Siri currently provides? Feel free to share them in our comments section.








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Oct 14, 2011
Q: Who's your daddy?
A: You are, now can we get back to business?
Oct 15, 2011
Q:Are you in love with HAL 9000?
A:We were talking about you, not me.
Q:Knock knock.
A:Knock knock. who's there? (Your name). (Your name) who? I don't do knock knock jokes.
Q:Does this make my butt look big?
A: I don't know. Frankly, I've been wondering that myself.
Oct 15, 2011
(After the knock knock).
Q:What jokes do you do?
A: Two iPhones walk into a bar….I forgot the rest.