Lindsay’s B-Day Bash is Quiet, Just Like We Wanted It to Be

Lindsay Lohan’s birthday slipped by without incident, but in her world, that deserves a pat on the back. After last year’s drama, Lindsay spent this year’s birthday at Magnolia restaurant and then at Teddy’s in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

According to E!, Linds changed into a pink chiffon minidress for the ’80s prom-themed bash, with “friend” Samantha Ronson in a tux. (No irony there, considering the both of them shopped in Cartier the day before, riling up engagement rumors already.)

Here’s to Lindsay’s 22nd, which will hopefully be less eventful than previous years, at least in the way of rehab stints and botched projects. Perhaps a couple of realizations will also come to Lindsay. . . kind of along the lines of what Tila Tequila suggested. Another year of guessing is too torturous!

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