Mario Lopez Turns Down Playgirl

I know that all you Mario Lopez fans out there will be heartbroken, but for the rest of us, it’s cheer-time. Mario turned down an offer from Playgirl, saying “It’s not something for me at the moment.” Considering that they were only offering $200,000, I don’t blame him. He can probably hold out for more when they do a second pass later on. (Or at least that’s what he’s hoping for.)

He does have the bod, I’m not denying it, but he’s more like a childhood friend than a sex object in my book.

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