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Nicolas Cage is a Vampire? eBay Seller Has Proof for $1 Million


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A Civil War-era photograph of Nicolas Cage has surfaced on eBay, and there is only one logical explanation… he’s a vampire.

The photo, which is being sold by a man from Tennessee for an asking price of $1 million, shows the Oscar winner in a Civil War-era photograph. But what’s even more amazing, it appears that Nicolas Cage hasn’t aged a day since the photograph was taken.

Jack Mord, who is selling the photo on eBay, said:

“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult or a talk show host.”

According to the New York Daily News, the photo was taken in in 1864 at Johnson’s Island prison camp in Ohio by Professor G.B. Smith, who was famous for taking portraits of confederate prisoners during the Civil War.

But Mord insists that the photo is of an undead Nicolas Cage, who at the time of the photo, may have been a Civil War prisoner.

Mord said:

“My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor ‘Nicolas Cage’ will ‘die’…but in reality, the undead vampire ‘Nicolas Cage’ will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over.”

E! reports that Nicolas Cage has not denied that he is a vampire (he hasn’t confirmed either).

What do you think? Just a civil war prisoner? Or are we looking at definitive proof that Nicolas Cage is a vampire?

If you do think that Nicolas Cage is a vampire, you should probably check out this time traveling photo of John Travolta. 










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62 Archived Responses to “ Nicolas Cage is a Vampire? eBay Seller Has Proof for $1 Million ”

  1. Amy Powell Nemeth
    Sep 19, 2011

    my theory is your a wacko! really look at the pics…they aren't at all alike….ppl fall for the stupidest bullshiit…the ears , nose n jawline are totally different…n besides…there are no VAMPIRES…cept on the silver screen! LOL

  2. I think this guy is a nut job. First of all, vampires don't exist. But, following vampire legend….they don't appear in photographs. The guy looks something like Nicholas Cage. That doesn't make him a long lost relative. My guess is the photo is genuine and it's just of some civil war era guy that looks a little bit like the actor.

  3. lmao, all I got to say hey nick will u turn me please….

  4. Paul Pennington
    Sep 19, 2011

    Dur, d'ya reckon?

  5. Joann, apparently you've never seen True Blood, Vampires just wanted people to believe they didn't appear in photos and reflections so they could show those reflections to make people believe they weren't a vampire ;) LOL.

  6. Tammy Pittman Billings
    Sep 19, 2011

    THE GUY IS NOT THAT STUPID HE HAD 78 OFFERS ON THE PIC SO FAR.

  7. *you're

  8. Their ears are different.

  9. Obviously, there are lookalikes to probably most people in the world at one time or another. If anyone is willing to pay a million for this picture they obviously need to have their head examined.

  10. Rich Benninger
    Sep 20, 2011

    jeez..whats the big deal? all anyone has to do is study the rule book and take a short test.Its not all that hard to believe that he is really an umpire.

  11. Jeanette Ramos
    Sep 20, 2011

    They appear in photos in Twilight too… Does Nicholas Cage sparkle? ;-)

  12. Jennilee Strickland
    Sep 20, 2011

    does he sparkle? lol

  13. Obviously the seller has watched too much Twilight.

  14. Cortney Ann McMullen
    Sep 20, 2011

    You're kidding me right? Look at the picture. It's a fake. The face is facing forward while the head turned to the left. That's why the ear aren't proportioned right. I'm thinking it's some dumby who knows how to edit and wants attention so he made this piece of crap.

  15. I knew it.

  16. Noneya Beezwax
    Sep 20, 2011

    anyone else see this article?

    http://www.inquisitr.com/45982/nicolas-cage-broke-bankrupt/

    i think nick himself is selling the photo haha…

  17. their ears are different, in the older picture the guys chin is shaped differently, their eyes, eyebrows, and nose are different also. its just a look-a-like or a passed relative.

  18. Kelly Ann Ryan
    Sep 20, 2011

    Yeah… but that's because in the late 1800's he joined a cult that snipped of the tips of his ears… duh. LOL

  19. Roadhop Go
    Sep 20, 2011

    It's so obviously doctored. Look at the ears, they're different from Nicolas Cage's. Good publicity stunt though!

  20. Maggie Noyes
    Sep 20, 2011

    Yeah I'm thinking this is just an ancestor or relative of Mr. Cage…. A "vamoire" is not what the tv/movie world make it out to be…

  21. This would mean that Chad Kroeger is a vampire too, he and Cage look like brothers (no offence to Cage-fans).

    Seriously though, this is pretty hilarious. The guy is either out of his mind or doing some nice lil' trolling.

  22. Shannon Faircloth
    Sep 20, 2011

    The ebay listing was removed. This guy has too much time on his hands.

  23. The wonders of Photoshop. Come on people. LOL

  24. The resemblance is uncanny! The ears are off though. Maybe a distant relative! Who knows!

  25. dude your all a bunch of idiots if u think that he's a vampire! there's no such thing! ugh! it's probly just a look a like picture, some relative mayb, or the picture could just b a really good fake!

  26. Karen Fall Harsin
    Sep 20, 2011

    Nah no vampire….Proof we all come back though????????

  27. Lol, Vampires don't age….Nicolas Cage has aged a lot….

  28. Liz Miller completely agree!

  29. rediculous…

  30. Steven Roberts
    Sep 20, 2011

    I have a friend that look's more like the guy on the right then Nick Cage does. I got proof! I'm going to go stake him in the heart real quick! I don't want to forget my garlic and cross! hahaha

  31. Steven Roberts
    Sep 20, 2011

    Hey Justin Hensley it look's like you on the right! hahaha

  32. Jeanette Ramos Hellsing vampires are the true vampires, Isure hope they don't sparkle =/
    Like pixies.. Bah

  33. where is your proof that vampires don't exist ? and vampires don't sparkle I dislike twilight and changing vampire lore…

  34. Hairline is wrong, ears are different, vampires don't ''age'', nick cage doesn't have a dimple in his chin – civil war guy does. Plus the civil war guy looks like one of my freaking relatives and is it just me or is it a REALLY CLEAR picture to be that old?

  35. Faye Longknife
    Sep 21, 2011

    photoshopped Im tell ya lol

  36. I'm not entirely sure of what a "vamoire" is. Does it sparkle?

  37. Daizy Langmesser I'm so agreeing with you… the photo is too clean to clear to be that old and in that good of condition. It's photoshopped and probably by Mr. Cage..lol

  38. Otter Whitewaterider
    Sep 21, 2011

    Ears.

  39. Otter Whitewaterider
    Sep 21, 2011

    And dopplegangers are not unusual.

  40. Faye Longknife
    Sep 21, 2011

    well he does owe a shit ton in back taxes..lol

  41. if he was a vampire, he would just be even more sexy. lol

  42. Where is the offer on eBay.. Did anyone gave #1 millio to buy thi picture?

  43. Rich Benninger that comment is just brilliant, have you ever considered becoming a comedian?

  44. Maggie Noyes
    Sep 21, 2011

    Thom Waldrop thanks for pointing out my typo

  45. Maybe the photo was takin right before he was turned into a vampire…:P

  46. True. There are people who look alike give or take a few differences. Maybe the man in the photo is related to the actor.

  47. Myrna Rivera
    Sep 21, 2011

    people r so funny…Could U Imagine If It Really Was Him The Stuff He Must Have Seen. LOL He Must Have been On The Titanic too. Come On I Thought Vamps Couldn't Procreate Come On People Really. I Believe In Many Things But Real Vamps That Live Hundredes Of Years, Have Super Human Strenght & Can Jump Off A 40 Floor Building Without Dieing Are you Serious. Show Me Something I Can See. Believe What Ya Want I Don't Believe It's Him & I'll Let Him Suck My Blood If I'm Wrong. (Rolling My Eyes).

  48. James Allen Johnson are u serious?! hotrue blood is hollywood fiction, o to also inform u the actors in true blood are not real vampires. wow, the simplicity of peoples mind, crazy

  49. Karen Fall Harsin, no we dont reincarnate. that is a fact, even thoe the voices of uncertainity would like people to think that way. its there way of trying to have a answer of wut is after this life, and it wont b reincarnation.

  50. Otter Whitewaterider tell these idiots again incase they are still confused. u might need to explain it in simple terms since the simple are easily decieved

  51. Just because it appears one way doesn't mean it is. This is a scam.

  52. that's has to be a family member.

  53. This is photoshopped. The subject's position is facing just slightly to the right and not sitting facing directly at the camera. The features of the eyes, nose, and mouth are probably Nic Cage's. The mustache is of the subject's. The subject has a cleft (dimple) chin. Nic Cage does not. No wonder he pulled it from ebay. He seller pulled it from ebay, or I heard he had, I hadn't checked. If he hadn't he should because it is a fake.

  54. I sooo think that's him. I've always had my suspicions of Mr. Cage being Undead. Just kidding, probably a long lost relative possibly.