Somehow Eva Mendes manages to make even chewing her toenails look incredibly hot. Italian Vogue pulled a wildly sexy photoshoot out of its European bag of tricks. It hasn’t been well-received by Americans per se, but it’s certainly worth a browse for the weirdness: cream-smearing, breast-squashing, mesh-licking goodness (NSFW Link Here).

A photoshoot this interesting will definitely help her in the ways of publicity for her newest project “Queen of the South,” or at least her support of Linked Against Leukemia. Some good’s got to come out of it, right?