‘Two and a Half Men’ Funeral to Open New Season
I guess this is how Hollywood tells you there’s no chance of reconciliation.
The new season of Two and a Half Men- the sitcom formerly starred-in by celebrity bad boy Charlie Sheen- will open with a funeral for Sheen’s character, it has been revealed. Ashton Kutcher will be taking over the other starring role, alongside Jon Cryer- but exactly how the sudden (for the sitcom) disappearance of Sheen would affect the show was much buzzed about by fans.
Some scenes remained for the beginning of this season- scenes which producer Chuck Lorre is unlikely to want to use after one of Sheen’s vitriolic rants aimed at him:
“Hiya Chucky Cheeseball. Where ya hiding silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed? Hatred of yourself or women, which personality are you hiding behind you little worm? I see you behind your plastic smile, bitchy pout and desperate need to be liked. Forget love – that ship sailed when you were born – to use one of your unfunny jokes. Good luck with those tin cans [expletive.] Think of me often loser, think of me as you pray to the silly god of AA. Can you smell your soul, can you smell the rotting dog [expletive?]“
Did you watch Two and a Half Men before Sheen’s departure? Do you think Ashton Kutcher is a suitable replacement?
Tags : Ashton Kutcher, charlie sheen, Chuck Lorre, Two and a Half Men, two and a half men funeral
Posted: August 3, 2011
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Aug 4, 2011
will miss charlie.
Aug 4, 2011
I don't think anyone is a replacement! Show will suck!
Aug 4, 2011
Did watch and like the show, the funeral is a cheap stunt, and without Sheen even Lorre knows the show is done, he could have just let it go, kept Sheen, had massive ratings for what was to be the upcoming final season anyways, CBS let Lorre screw them out of their #1 sitcom that Sheen was done with 2 years ago and was begged to stay on.
Lorre's ego cost CBS a lot of money, all he had to do was have thick skin, and cash his check, all us working stiffs do it everyday.
Aug 4, 2011
No way!! Aston is a way better actor than that punk!!
Aug 4, 2011
It will be one man and a teenager….
Aug 4, 2011
Ashton Kutcher wouldn't make a pimple on an actors ass. If he thinks that he can make the show as good as Charlie Sheen did, he only thinks it because the producer has been blowing smoke up his ass like all the other producers and directors do him. That show will be lucky as hell if it lasts another whole season.
Aug 4, 2011
The writting will have to be differant for this guy. Just because Charlie was such a bad boy and loved his women and booze. Lets give them a chance and see how it goes. I loved jon's part better anyway. second bananna and alll that.
Aug 5, 2011
Did you read the plot its going to revolve around jon cryer(alan) hes lame
Aug 23, 2011
its going to make the show totaly diffrent it wont have the same vibe it had before.
Aug 23, 2011
Yea i don't think so either. I'm anxious to see this
Aug 23, 2011
me too lol i didnt know it posted on here i was reading a little bit online
Aug 23, 2011
haha yea it did
Aug 23, 2011
its going to get a lot of views tho for a show going on for 8 years then suddenly the kill the main star off at sesaon 9 yeah id watch it if i hadent been watching it before people get ceorise and wonder how they can pull it off so it should be intresting
Sep 10, 2011
I really liked the show replacing Charlie sheen that's a very bad idea thanks for ruining the show:(