Khloe Kardashian Defends Her Bum; Not Fake, She Says

Attention everyone! Lend me your ears and pay attention to this very important announcement: Khloe Kardashian’s butt is not fake! I repeat, Khloe’s shapely butt is not fake!

That is how the less-popular Kardashian sounded when she defended her butt against a hoard of fans who accused her of having the magic of medicine work on her gluteus maximus. On Twitter and Instagram, netizens arrived and released a havoc of fake-butt accusations, much to the dismay of Khloe and her admirers.

However, Khloe was ready as usual and destroyed her butt detractors in less than 140 characters:

“Sorry 2dissapoint…Ive always had an ass. I know it’s more fun to believe its not real, kind of a compliment since I kill myself in the gym”

A lot of Khloe’s fans enjoyed the sass, and fake-butt accusations have subsided (for now). However, Kardashian still faces negative coverage from the press. Recently, she was accused of threatening Selena Gomez on Twitter.

You want to play in the 20 year old pool… Well I’m still in my 20s & I’m better at this game than you. Don’t f*ck with my little sisters!

Obviously, Gomez’s name or Twitter id wasn’t included in the tweet, but some people like to think that it was indeed intended for the Bieber ex. Khloe Kardashian allegedly didn’t like Gomez’s attitude towards Kylie Jenner’s thang with the Baby singer. Some interpreted this as a warning, and because the Gomez-Jenner rift hasn’t subsided yet, Khloe sits ready on the benches, prepared to prowl whenever she’s needed to.

But seriously, Khloe should stop stressing herself out. She has French Montana ready to kick butt for her. There is really no need for Khloe to engage in Twitter tirades against hateful fans and jealous Latina singers. And let’s not forget, she literally has an army of fans ready to fight the Twitter/Instagram battle for her.

Word on the Hollywood street is that Khloe is getting her very own talk show. Yes, there is a possibility that people are now literally going to pay her to speak her mind. To be honest, her Chelsea Handler stint a month ago was quite impressive, and it would be unwise for TV execs not to give her a slot. However, rumors remain rumors, and whether or not she is really getting a “Khloe Kardashian Show” or something similar has not really been confirmed.

Plus, it is quite unclear what kind of format she’ll get for a potential TV show. Will Khloe Kardashian be talking about cosmology and the theory of evolution? Or will she spend a whole hour defending her bum. We’ll find out in the coming days.

[Image from Instagram]

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