Lindsay Lohan

Is Lindsay Lohan Crazier Than A Barrel Full Of Rattlesnakes?

Lindsay Lohan has always been the sort of girl you can rely on to have messy and public episodes of a somewhat neurotic and psychotic manner, but recent revelations about Lohan’s plum mad behavior has left many concerned parties wondering just how crazy Lindsay actually is.

First Lindsay Lohan’s notorious celebrity sex list, which divulged the names of 36 famous and not so famous guys Lohan had done the deed with was conveniently leaked to the press by some cash hungry member of the public.

Initially, Lohan denied the list’s authenticity because let’s be honest it it did make the troubled starlet look a tad sleazy, and worse still, there was some guy out of Coldplay’s name on there.

Yet, like an embarrassing stain that just you just can’t wash away, Lohan finally came clean about the list and confessed in an interview with Bravo TV, that the list was real. According to Lohan it was penned as part of her 12-steps for recovering alcoholics at the Betty Ford clinic.

Lohan explained: “The fact that the list had been leaked was not only humiliating, but just mean. That was part of my Betty Ford – it’s step number five or step number eight. It’s your sexual inventory.”

Lindsay’s confusion over what step of her 12-steps making the ‘sexual inventory’ was meant to be is hardly reassuring. Step five of the programme reads: “Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to other human beings the exact nature of our wrongs,” and step number eight compels the recovering addict to: “Make a list of all people we have harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.”

Whatever step Lohan was planning on making with the list, it certainly was a step in the wrong direction as far as James Franco was concerned.

The 36-year-old actor, made Lindsay Lohan’s roll of honor, or hall of shame, depending on your own personal opinion of Lohan, and swears on his mother’s life he never had sex with Lohan.

Franco has even taken things one step further and called Linsay Lohan, who he admits to kissing, ‘delusional’. He’s also accused Lohan of stalking him.

Franco snarled, “Lohan’s so delusional. I bet you if we brought her in here and you asked her to her face, ‘Did you have sex with James?’ She would say yes.”

Oh dear! But it gets worse, much worse. Franco recalled when staying at Chateau Mamont: “I’d come home late to the hotel and Lindsay Lohan would come find me. She even broke into my room one time… I opened my eyes and there’s Lindsay in my room at 3 a.m.”

Franco added thoughtfully: “Yeah, that’s stalking.” No James, that’s crazy. At least be thankful Lindsay Lohan didn’t bring a bunny with her to boil and serve it up with a whole lot of crazy.

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