A couple in Holland Township, New Jersey are upset over the refusal of the local ShopRite to
personalize a cake with the name of their son.
Heath and Deborah Campbell protested the decision, saying that “ShopRite can’t even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That’s sad.”
Nothing unremarkable so far, but here’s where it gets interesting: they named their son Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Just for an extra dose of redneck racist goodness, their other two children go by the names of (and honestly we’re not making this up) JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
The ShopRite also refused to provide a blank cake for the parents to place little Adolf’s name on the cake as well, saying only that they “We believe the request … to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate.”
The local paper some how managed to deliver a straight report, saying only that “Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so.”