Category: Odd + Funny Author : Duncan Riley Posted: December 12, 2008
Tags : diane is going to hell for dancing, diane s going to ell, going to hell for dancing, religious freaks, thomas road baptist church, tolerant religion, weird advertising, WTF
Meet Diane, according to her dear Aunt Betty she is going to Hell, and all damnation and all that for ….. dancing. Yes we are back in in 1987, and just need Kevin Bacon to break into a Footloose number.
So if you dance, or even worse, dance with men, or even worse, have sex with those men watch out. You too could find yourself in an ad for the Thomas Road Baptist Church.
And if we don’t stop this evil dancin’, then God is going to punish us by sending some more “muslim pilots our way”. Right so god is responsible for terrorism. Those jihad guys are going to find that pretty distrubing, they had thought they were doing it for Allah, oh and the 72 virgins. Who we are pretty sure, don’t dance.
Intolerant, much?
Via BlogofHilarity
Dec 12, 2008
Actually, you might want to check out the REAL Thomas Road Baptist Church, which has a motorcycle ministry.
Dec 13, 2008
Another moron gets owned…http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/dabrink/DianeDancesToHellcopy.jpg.
Don't you people do any basic fact checking or is it that something is so close to your bias that it simply has to be true?
Moran.
Dec 13, 2008
From the town of “Ned Beatty, Wyoming”?
I call hoax.
Dec 13, 2008
this ISN'T an ad in the ONION?
Dec 13, 2008
Yeah… this isn't for real.
Dec 14, 2008
Reminds me of the old joke:
Q.: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A.: It could lead to dancing.
Dec 14, 2008
falwell is an absolute hack—-he can go to hell as far as i am concerned
Dec 15, 2008
Thomas Road dances on stage every Christmas. A little checking on your part would show that this is a hoax and a lie. Jerry Falwell has been dead for 19 months. There is no “free pamphlet.” Whoever wrote this is NOT representing Thomas Road Baptist Church. Check your facts, please!
Dec 15, 2008
what a bullshit story. Could it be more obvious the author put the pamphlet together so he could project his bigotted views of a particular religion an then ridicule it. Intellectually sophomoric, spiteful, and speaks more about the author than those he chooses to alienate. intolerant fool.
Jan 23, 2009
I knew Jerry Fallwell and I can tell you he would not say dancing will send anyone to Hell. The reason most Baptists don't partisanship in public dancing is the effect most type of modern dance is usually suggestive in a sexual way and there are the places you have to go to do it. If you want to dance at home in private with your spouse , no problem but if you are still single wait till your married because the contact could lead to a situation you don't want. There are instances in the Bible where public dance is described but they are of a nature and style as to calibrate and honour the Lord.We used to say in my younger and dumber years the pot never led to harder drugs but almost all the people I knew who used it went on the harder drugs and the same thing goes for anything. With humans enough is never enough and the thrill we can get from watching someone dance in a suggestive manner or holding someone while dancing can make us want more and that can lead to problems.
Aug 31, 2010
Obviously this person didn’t check their facts. Please don’t always believe everything you see on the web!
Aug 20, 2011
THAT'S A STEAMING LOAD OF BULL CRAP.
Jan 10, 2012
Ridiculous! Keep dancing Diane! Keep dancing!
Jan 10, 2012
Hoax or Not… Keep dancing'