Category: Entertainment Author : Duncan Riley Posted: December 10, 2008
Tags : Robert Pattinson, robert pattinson dolls, robert pattinson twilight, robert pattinson twilight movie
Aren’t people’s action figures and Barbie-esque dolls supposed to look better than themselves in real life? Robert Pattinson has been shafted on his new collector’s figurine, which has worse hair than his real self (that’s hard) and is dressed in pleather pants to top things off.
Mr. Hunky Twilight star sabotaged himself by admitting that he didn’t wash his hair, saying “I don’t have much of a sense of personal hygiene or styling or anything. I gave up washing it a while back.” Hence the crazy-haired doll!
If purchased, this doll should be locked in a collector’s chest, and not kept in the bedroom. How could you sleep looking at this?
**Update**
Egads. There’s more of them out there!
[via bestweekever.tv]
Dec 10, 2008
No-one's bothered to mention yet how he looks like that dude from The Cure.
Which is weird, because he's like a younger twin.
–Kyle
Dec 10, 2008
A fan made that, moron. She's selling them on Ebay. Yes, it's creepy as hell, but it's not his ~official~ doll.
Do your research before you make posts.
Dec 11, 2008
yeah even the real official doll looks a LOT more like him as Edward than that does HAHAHAAHH that is one creepy ass looking doll
Dec 12, 2008
I don't know if this guy will ever look at this web page, but dude, you kind of look like a women, no offense. That doll just looks very women like in the face.
Dec 18, 2008
Well I don't care if he doesn't wash his hair, he's still handsome…people still go on and on about his hair though which i don't get, and neither does he so he said…i would date him
Doesn't matter what he looks like, it's how he is inside that really matters, and how he expresses himself…I admit the doll is bit creepy, lol
Dec 20, 2008
Wow thats pretty sad
Dec 20, 2008
I agree
Dec 21, 2008
this is sort of insulting robert's looks. i mean, c'mon. that figure looks more like a demon doll from death street than a little plastic replica of robert pattinson. it's okay, rob, you look sooo much sexier in real life. that thing should be burned.
Dec 28, 2008
OMG!!! YOU PEOPLE THINIK ROBERT'S CREEPY TOO!?!?! i HAVE A HARRY POTTER DOLL AND NOW I'M GONNA GET A ROBBY DOLL SO THEY CAN BE FRIENDS. OOHLALA RIGHT?
Jan 3, 2009
I dont care if it dosnt look like him all close my eyes and pretend that im making out with him and not a doll. Thats what i wont to do anyway. Are somthing else wink wink
Jan 3, 2009
robeert te hicieron igual en muñeco el muñeco es hermoso igual que [b] vos [/b].
Jan 13, 2009
His doll was similar very much with Robert funny I wanted one might not Edward's doll
Jan 19, 2009
THAT IS SO FUCKING WERID! OMG MY GOSH
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?
Jan 24, 2009
the dol just freks me out
i dont really care tht robert does not wash his hair
i hate the doll
Feb 21, 2009
I made an Edward doll, it may have looked better, and yeah, it did have the golden eyes that are featured in the movie, but this doll is not half bad. Honestly, could you do better? It's not creepy, so stop putting it down.
Feb 28, 2009
Some girl made them and is selling them on ebay!
its not official so don't bag him out 4 it cos he probably has no idea it was made!
doesnt even look like him,looks more like hugh grant.. with a monobrow
some1 should buy 1 n send it 2 him he'd probably wonder if he looks that hideous in real life
( he doesnt) the woman selling them is probably trying to find some crappy way to make money
(if she is lucky enough to sell one!) by the way is the doll wearing mascara nd eyeliner
Mar 2, 2009
There can never be too much Rob. He is a god! I'm sorry for those who don't experience his dazzle.
Mar 15, 2009
Lmfao,
why in gods name would rob agree to letting them make a doll
seriously thats, ew…
and leave robs hair alone
geez
Mar 17, 2009
WHO CARES IF ADAM IS GAY?? IS IT THAT IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO VISUALIZE HIM IN SOME KIND OF SEXUAL POSITION? IS IT THAT BEING GAY WOULD MAKE YOU THINK LESS OF HIS SINGING AND STAGE PRESENCE? WOULD YOU HATE HIM FOR WHO HE IS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? IT SEEMS THAT AMERICA IS ALWAYS ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT SCAPEGOAT, SOMEBODY THAT THEY CAN MAKE FUN OF…
Mar 21, 2009
Thats not the reall doll
Mar 31, 2009
Oh wow! Who came up with that?
Apr 5, 2009
no really he hates kids and im sorry he is hot but thats messed up BIG TIME and i am going to make an embarassing VIDEO and every kid that loves him ineed to know that he is a a##hole
Apr 5, 2009
Its not creepy…. are u fuckin kiddin me…. this is ridiculus….. you deff… need a freakin life… makein a damn doll after a movie star… really…. wow…. this is some phsyco shit…. u really should be in a institue…. wow… that is all i can say… i liked the movie but jesus christ i would have never thought of makin a damn doll….. u freak of nature….
thanks….
Sarah
Apr 5, 2009
how fricken old r u 10 he hates kids but yes he is prettey fricken hot but come on
Apr 5, 2009
some fricken crap
Apr 5, 2009
no really
Apr 5, 2009
r u GAY
Apr 5, 2009
yes he is sexier in real life but he is a a##hole and rob look on here and read it good and go f##k yourself
May 9, 2009
and to add to that, Rob's eyes are GREEN. Not blue.