Category: Odd + Funny Author : Samantha DeWitt Posted: December 7, 2008
Tags : accidental text, elizabeth frisiinger accidentally textx dad after losing virginity, elizabeth frisinger, lizzy firsiniger, loser her virginity and texts her dad, parody picture, sex gr8
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Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

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Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was “gr8″.

We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide spread humiliation on the interwebs.

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Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (above) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers (according to TheChive) leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story.

Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance. As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man.

UPDATE - Someone has done a parody of Lizzy and her dad.

[NEW AT THE INQUISITR: Holly Huddleston: The FHM Lingerie Shoot Video]

kate

I feel so bad for her, and I think this is a total fake.
This kind of reminds me of Gossip Girl...

jorge the magnificant

um, am i the only one who thinks it's odd that she'd be dumb enough to snap a picture of her phone after telling her dad she lost her virginity on the beach? Or are you people that hugging stupid?

Hook

Line

Sinker

2hott4u

the story may be real but the pic is definately that of janna beth the actress. www.jannabeth.com check it out for yourselves. there is multiple pics of her on her website. she is hott and definately older then 18

gavin

yeah - who's the smug prick who wrote this? why are you bringing up Syracuse - it's not a crime to have sex with someone, and demonising something most normal people do doesn't help anyone at all. poster of this blog, you are a heartless sh*t. wake up.

Goose

Normal people text their parents to say that had sex and wished said parents were there?

Where are you from? Kansas?

LeGyare

L.M.A.O.

mantooth

Leave Kansas out of this! LOL

H

No, I believe Gavin was saying that many normal people ACCIDENTALLY text someone they hadn't intended to. I'm inclined to agree.

Matt

yes. obviously he meant that. you should get back on the short bus. you shouldnt be on the computer you could take off one of the keys and swallow it.

Matt

yes, he obviously meant that. you should get back on the short bus your aids must be looking for you everywhere. you shouldnt be on the computer you could knock a key loose and swallow it.

Obv. Smarter than you.

And you had to type the same thing worded differently twice, why?

someone who reads..

I'm apparently the only one who noticed shes from OHIO!!?! "a Senior in Cleveland". Sigh, I guess the second line of the article is a bit too much to ask some people to read these days...

kevin

well read further and it says she's been accepted to Syracuse. i guess being asked to read to the third line is too much for you, dick

bogslug

Do you not understand that this was a mistake on her part? Do you honestly believe she said to herself "I just popped my cherry! Gotta tell the folks"?

Jesus, if you're gonna troll, at least do a more than quarter-assed job of it.

TheloneusKool

hahahahahaha get your high horse you self righteous dick. no one is demonizing sex. its just funny she told her dad. try to find something else to rant stupidly about ona blog

Bob

are you sure it's not a crime to have sex with someone in public?

I'm pretty sure it is you daft cunt.

Hugh Bris

Daft Cunt...

Isn't that a band?

m

oh yeah

they put out that song HARDER, BETTER, UH-OH, WRONGHOLE

rev.felix

Best. Song name. Ever.

jabez

made my day :D

La Dolce Vita

LOL, calm down. Who said it was a crime? This article is making fun of her for being an idiot and texting her dad. Not say that losing her virginity is terrible.