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Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

poor girl

yes she's an idiot but this site is a piece of crap… another gossip rag site, huh?

Sounds pretty fishy to me.

She doesn't need to be humiliated here, too. Poor kid.

HAHAHAHA….. ROFLMAO !!!!

If I received a text message like that from my daughter I wouldn't respond with a message…

yeah – who's the smug prick who wrote this? why are you bringing up Syracuse – it's not a crime to have sex with someone, and demonising something most normal people do doesn't help anyone at all. poster of this blog, you are a heartless sh*t. wake up.

Thanks Gavin. I am actually a heartless bitch.

She's 18! thats old enough!

My GOD, teens are having SEX????

This is a major problem. We need to get the government on this right away. We need to shout from every rooftop that teens are having sex and we need to figure out when this started happening and why.

Why did the dad snap a pic of his iPhone with said text? Why did the dad then post this image? What Cleveland radio station? Why cannot I find anything on their websites? I spend a minute with this cool tech called “google” (google it) and checked out most of them…nothing.

I'm a dad of a young girl…I find this whole thing dumb.

The dad didn't take the screenshot. She did. If the dad took it, it would say Lizzy at the top.

LMAO!! That was just precious!

Sex happens. Heck she's 18 though, not 12. I'm sure she's embarrassed, but sh*t happens too. It's not the first time someone has sent the wrong person a text message. If she were my daughter, I'd just hope she'd done it safely.

Anybody have a iPhone!?!

The GREEN text is the received SMS, and the Grey is the sent.. Why would her dad have he in his contact as “Dad”???

Do you have an iPhone? Try looking at it. Green is the local sender, grey is the response.

if it's fake, it's stupid. if it's real, good job lizzy, glad your 1st time was good. on a beach — awesome.

why are people so fascinated with this? why not leave her alone and try to get yourselves laid.

@Ulle:

What's more, why would her dad take the picture of his phone and publish it on the 'net? If that's what happened then the moron gene seems to dominate in this family.

I'm beginning to think that someone is taking advantage of the 'net's pack mentality for reasons that are less than genuine. Character assassination and meme research come to mind.

hahahahah

thechive.com is theonion.com.

incase that didnt make it clear enough, it's fake.

People are fascinated because we enjoy watching from a distance as the mistakes people make wreck their lives in an instant. I admit that I did a mental point-and-laugh before it started smelling odd.

It's been noted that the Onion and Chive are related. They are. Chive, however, primarily pulls up things that we publish and presents them back to us. Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up.

Allow my curiosity and simulated concern for a week and I'll let it go like that time what's-its-face did that thing.

totally made up stuff. no way this is true.

I'm pretty certain that the point is not that she shouldn't have been having sex… it's more along the lines of: SHE'S LIEK, RLLY STUPID. We on the internet should join together to mock stupid people and find joy in their self-inflicted humiliation. That being said, we should mock pretty much all of the people who've posted here so far.

I wonder if the “”wish you were here” was so that they could round out her cherry popping with a nice threesome….?

Ha Ha Ha! Come on people, Its funny and unfortunate! Its like when someone falls down, you dont think “are they ok?” well you might while laughing your ass off!

Its funny beacuse it hurts! Its funny beacuse the first thing you do is think how you would feel if it happned to you. Ha Ha Ha!

“wish u were here”?

kinky.

Gotta love all the white knights in this comment section. The internet sure is serious business huh?

I gotta call shenanigans. The dad got the text, replied, and booked a flight for her in 11 minutes?

Still hilarious though. I hope it's true.

I'm pretty sure this is fake. Why would either of them take a picture of this and then upload it to the internet? I'm sure a ridiclous series of events could explain it, but it would still be ridiculous.

That said, it's still pretty funny.

dude i would so nail that chick

stupid. probably fake too.

Gavin, sounds like you're more worried about syracuse than Lizzie… get over yourself. She's a dumb muppet and she's learned her lesson now. She wont be textng anyone after the next beach session!!

Stupid slut.

1st time on beach …………. not 1st time ever! How often is 1st time gr8??

Normal people text their parents to say that had sex and wished said parents were there?

Where are you from? Kansas?

Calling to question: Samantha Dewitt's relationship with Elizabeth Frisinger. Was is Sam's boyfriend? Ouch. So, Sam, would you like to come to the beach with me?

Rofl!
Wonder if it was rape, but he made her write that it was “gr8″.
It was probably rape.
I mean, is there any other way of getting sum?

Hope there's some rule 34 parodies on this bitch.

yeah right, and I suppose she even took a photo of her iPhone just at that moment so she could share her misfortune with everyone How nice of her…

If I was her dad…I'd be hittin' it.

Damn me, that's just disturbing… although I'd probably be hitting it, even if she does have kind of a dopey eye thing going on there. If she thought her first time was gr8, just wait till i ejacul8, shell be blown away.

Leave Kansas out of this! LOL

alternate text.

Dude, naild lizzy on beach
wuz ok.

Jimmy! I'm assuming you meant this text msg for
your friends. Really you nailed Lizzy, she's a little
hottie. Dont worry wont tell mom. Did you wear
a rubber? If not I hope you pulled out.

tasted like chicken

I think this is a hoax. She doesn’t have a Facebook profile (at least not one indexed by Google).

thank you. thank. you.

Obviously a fake.

Whovever started this is a heartless bastard.

so she screwed up! get over it! As long as she used protection, so what! I'm sure in a few years she and her dad will be laughing about it on fathers day! She can text him and say ” you're gonna b a grndad!” lol!

No, I believe Gavin was saying that many normal people ACCIDENTALLY text someone they hadn't intended to. I'm inclined to agree.

Maybe “heartless bitch” is overdoing it, but he's got a point, you know. Calling the girl in question “mind blowingly stupid” for something that was clearly an accident is an exaggeration of a similar magnitude, in my opinion.

I won't deny that the story is definitely worth a few real laughs, but I think that posting her personal information and flinging some rather mean-spirited insults crosses the line from humor to schadenfreude.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction…

FAKE………..in the iPhone the message you send out are green. The ones received are in white.

Yeah the photo is from her phone dumbass…

A couple things:

1) The photo is from her phone. She sent the green, she received the grey, it says 'Dad' at the top because that would be the obvious choice for a contact name. Some of you people are a bit slow on the uptake with this. Just repeat what I said slowly until it sinks in.

2) Some remarks about the 'miracle booking' that took '11 minutes'. That second message from her dad could've been 5 minutes after the first, or 15, or even 20 minutes. It varies plenty. The picture is feasible and anyone shouting fake is doing so with premature ignorance.

Funny story……….however, despite the commonality of using acronyms, initialisms or alphabetisms in texting nomenclature, it does not excuse the recent appearance of 'texted' as an acceptable past tense. “Text” is its own past and future tense.
Example: I text him yesterday. I will text him tomorrow.
This bastardization of this word has the same “nails on a chalkboard” appeal as “supposabley” and “irregardless”. Slang will always prevelant and should be embraced as an identifying culturalism but ignorance in correct word usage and pronuciation is just cretinous.

So she didn't use her iPhone to take pics and capture the moment then……

I'm calling shenanigans. Even if this wasn't from the Chive, as another poster had already pointed out, the photo doesn't lend itself to a credible chain of events.

Look at the clock and the time that the texts were sent. Why would the father immediately snap a shot of this embarrassing moment for his daughter and then upload it for everyone to see? That doesn't fit the behavior of a father who is canceling her trip and recalling her back home asap.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell is a fake because the shadow's are all wrong. lol

hahahahahaha get your high horse you self righteous dick. no one is demonizing sex. its just funny she told her dad. try to find something else to rant stupidly about ona blog

I consider myself to be a pretty smart chick .. and have mistakenly emailed/texted the wrong person. The subconscious can make us work in mysterious ways sometimes. It's a shame that this has become anything but a private family issue – I hope that if it's a lesson in anything, it's one in learning who your real friends are. Glad she had such a great first time – I'm left wondering if people calling her stupid and doing news reports about this aren't just friggin' jealous. Keep your head up, Elizabeth. Having sex isn't a crime and neither is an accidental text. Karma will bite everyone who is trying to ridicule you in the ass.

First off, if she is 18, she should have told her dad to piss off. What can he do about it besides cut off the money and kick her out of the house? If she is old enough to be gettin some on the beach she should be old enough to support herself. Secondly, she IS mind blowingly stupid. This comment has nothing to do with accidentally texting the wrong person, it is all about the sheer stupidity of texting someone a message like that at all. If it was so “gr8″ then she should have pressed the talk button.

Maybe we will get lucky and she will be removed from our gene pool before she reproduces.

First off, if she is 18, she should have told her dad to piss off. What can he do about it besides cut off the money and kick her out of the house? If she is old enough to be gettin some on the beach she should be old enough to support herself. Secondly, she IS mind blowingly stupid. This comment has nothing to do with accidentally texting the wrong person, it is all about the sheer stupidity of texting someone a message like that at all. If it was so “gr8″ then she should have pressed the talk button.

Maybe we will get lucky and she will be removed from our gene pool before she reproduces.

Nice. I still have no idea why she would wish someone else were there, maybe she is into three ways.

Dumb bitch

That's somebody's daughter.

Stop your vulgar rants. Raise the bar Americans! Show some style!

lol that people from syacuse can't spell demonizing.

mine was

I think ost dumb people think they are smart.

Does anybody else want to congradulate the girl for waiting so long? 18 is pretty old now adays. Definetly does not need to be thrown all over the internet.

But the story is too funny.

are you sure it's not a crime to have sex with someone in public?

I'm pretty sure it is you daft cunt.

even more parody texts here:

http://www.collegeotr.com/college_otr/eight_oth…

i like the jonathan and clark kent one

Yep, and she's old enough to have her rear end kicked out and pay her own damn way.
I wouldn't finance any further “class trips.”

She wants to get laid she can do it on her own time/money.

Her dad will probably wuss out though.

Facepalm!

If she had just had sex at 16 like the rest of the girls in America that this would not have happened! Maybe she was saying this was the first time she had been to the beach?

If she was smart she would have text her dad while on the flight home- Just joined mile high club – it was gr8! Wish you where here!

Then in the taxi – just blew taxi drive who is from some country I can't pronounce – it was great, or atleast I think that is was he said. But saved you the cab fair.

Maybe she could claim it really was directed at her dad and that she ahs secert sexual desires for him.

Oh well – I like to read about bums anyway. Check out http://www.street-people.com

best story ever, it fact it was her first time makes it better, but oh man back in the day of people sending naughty messages to parents over aim and stuff by accident, the good ol days

you are more likely to get an infection on sand then in water. ewwww.

FAKE

This a pic of her phone, not her Dad's. It's entirely possible that someone around her knew the story and snapped a pic of her phone when she was in the bathroom or something. That's what I would do. I'd totally get a pic of this S and send it to a radio show ! It's freakin hillarious.

Anyway, my point is it didn't have to be her or her Dad that leaked the story. You guys just want it to be fake because you didn't have sex with a virgin on the beach!

LOL, calm down. Who said it was a crime? This article is making fun of her for being an idiot and texting her dad. Not say that losing her virginity is terrible.

Exaclty. HAHAHA

You ugly girrrrl.

1st time can mean anything. first time she ate some mushrooms on the beach? first time she pleasured herself? first time she went surfing? first time she saw the fucking beach cause shes from the middle of nowhere? people jump to the wildest of conclusions. i bet this is the first time she duped a buncha retards on the internet.

pbares, who says the photo was taken on the same day as the texts?

Daft Cunt…

Isn't that a band?

It is a story, Ya all are retards and need a life

Just an unfortunate mistake. With people and rapid-fire texting (including me) it was bound to happen to somebody! Poor girl. Imagine the (verbal) bollocking she got when she came home.

hahahahahahaha stupid broad!!!!!

you've been to the future?

so what's her number? I live in Florida, there's beaches all around…

so what's her number? I live in Florida, there's beaches all around…

I admit this story provided me with a smirk.
But wow, her Dad made her come home.
That seems harsh after all she is 18.
You know the age where one can enlist and die in the military – without parental permission.

And let's face it now that she has had sex she is not going to stop.

But kudos to his daughter for waiting until she was a legal adult, it also implies good parenting.

As a parent my response would have been along the lines of don't brag about it that makes you look stupid.
And I certainly hoped you used a condom.

But I certainly haven't ever received a parent of the year award.

she doesn't even have the iphone 3G! loser!

Too old IMO

OWNED

Ummmm… when you're that spectacularly stupid… yes… yes you do need to be publicly humiliated.

pole!

yes. obviously he meant that. you should get back on the short bus. you shouldnt be on the computer you could take off one of the keys and swallow it.

yes, he obviously meant that. you should get back on the short bus your aids must be looking for you everywhere. you shouldnt be on the computer you could knock a key loose and swallow it.

So she is 18, what the fuck does she care? Or her Dad for that matter. I'm stunned no one has come up with this already. It's a little awkward that she was still a virgin and that she texted her dad, but who the fuck cares about an 18 year old having sex omfg. amerifails strike again.

He already wussed out. She has an iPhone.

could have been worse, could've been her dad she had sex with and sent the text to lizzy.
awwwwkward.

18 ? What's wrong with her ?, there has to be a “downside” to this. Is she “special”? Dad needs to be careful, in many progressive countries an unnatural interest in your daughter's sex life makes you a sex offender.
Maybe she was a teacher ? We are not hearing the full story here. 18 is entirely too old….
No parent paying for University is ever going to cancel any class trip unless life or death is involved, not without assessing loss of credit anyway.

Take her name and photo of this website. This is not news. I wish there were an internet stuff removal kinda public service where ppl could complain about stuff like this to be taken down. This is utterly disrepectful to the girl and is kind of invasion of her privacy. Alos punish the guy who leaked the foto of the girl to the press.

super “AD” iphone

OBVIOUSLY FAKE!
it doesn't even say sex in the text who does he know she isn't talking about surfing

/facepalm.

I'd hit it!

lol, that's sad…

Sad for the father!!!

yeah, she's old enough to have sex..but, is she married?

If this really happened it certainly shouldn't be on a website as well!

Once is enough right?

And who were the “friends” who “leaked” this information (and pictures?) to the internet and a radio station?

I can't really believe this happened.

If it did in fact happen it's more crazy that her friends get together and tell the world about it.

Why do I keep posting these blogs?

: /

I firmly believe anybody can sound smart or interesting when posting to these things.

whore

oh yeah

they put out that song HARDER, BETTER, UH-OH, WRONGHOLE

And what's the problem! Please, stop such kind of moralities, because we only live once!!!

Fact: Gavin is a name for faggots. ~desu

Hey dad, At least she waited until she was a senior! ahha

well glad she was 18 so we can all laugh at her
well at least her kids can find this one in the archives and the whole family can have a good laugh

Gr8??? what that it means??

great

My God, I hope someone like me has read this article and then read the comments in order….Someone has pulled a very elaborate social experiment on all of us. The Chive? Think people! Think! Wow. Some people are so unbelievably gullible. I've been following this story and I was content to sit back at laugh at people trying to work out their own frustrations with regards to the themes and emotions behind this scenario. Few people stopped to consider the distinct possibility that this story is purely fiction. But I just couldn't keep this joke to myself for much longer (like some others). Hot Damn I love the power of good satire. I hope everyone (including myself) who wasted time out of their life to post here has an enlightening experience from all this. I sure think I did!

I'm apparently the only one who noticed shes from OHIO!!?! “a Senior in Cleveland”. Sigh, I guess the second line of the article is a bit too much to ask some people to read these days…

i fucked her.. she was shit!

I don't buy it. How the heck could there be a pic of the screen? I suspect someone is pranking her up, if she exists.

She's a senior and therefore way overdue for the sexing. Trust me, I've met pregnant sixth graders. Her father should be relatively thrilled, though I think Lizzy needs to lose her iPhone until she can use it responsibly (as in, not like a freaking idiot).

I would just like to point out that she did not necessarily state that she lost her virginity, she merely announced it was her “first time on the beach”.

Sure!, Just like you

So, who took the pic of the phone? I can't believe either one of them would want this published…..

GrapeDrink, fried chicken, and koolaide!

skeet skeet skeet

you really have enemies, Lizzy

what a sort!

sorry, be more wise

love u

Ever been caught masturbating by your parents? Haha embarassing at first, but funny when years pass by, same thing, she'll laugh when it's all over. People, life is full of f***d up stuff, so, take it easy, no big deal!

geetings from Vhsa. Mex. i've just seen this story, it was really amazing!!! i can't believe it. jajaja

/facepalm

You're wrong. The word “text” is a NOUN and it therefor has no tense. Your examples are wrong using your own rules because you're inserting a noun in the place of a verb. If you want to be technically correct your examples should actually be “I (sent him a) text yesterday” and “I (will send him a) text tomorrow”.

The “incorrect” usage is an adaptation of the noun into a verb format, and since it is adapted as a verb it should also then take on the properties of a verb (including alternate tenses). This is how languages are formed. Words need to be invented at some point to describe things that didn't previously exist. “texting” as an action rather than an object is a new invention and as a result a new word needed to be invented to describe it.

If you're going to call people out for their grammar you should at least understand what you're talking about first. Your examples are actually MORE incorrect than the examples you're trying to correct because not only have you used a noun a a verb, but you've also failed to apply tenses to that newly invented verb.

I'd hit it.

LOL…… que divertido ! ! !

Y la neta, que puños…….

wow !

What if she was saying its her first time at a beach, she does live in Clevland so maybe shes never been. Its reasonable, and would totally explain why she would send that message to her dad. Besides, who in the world would you send that you just lost your virginity “wish you were here” to. What so your best friend coulda watched it happen. I think it was a miscommunication on her dads part, and her bad for texting and leaving out words

I'd hit it.

….Why is she being punished for having sexual intercourse? I understand that she shouldn't have texted her dad (clearly it wasn't on purpose) but to post it on the internet as if it's a bad thing for an 18 year old to lose her virginity is more stupid and immoral then the act itself. We are talking about an adult not some little kid.

She's a little too funky looking to have sex on the beach. I wanna see the kid who banged her there…

The only problem here is she didn't do it with me… Hopefully she agreed to get her first time on tape, she seems dumb enough to agree to do that.

Since there isn't a time stamp before dad's response, this has to be fake because he could not immediately respond with flight information. that would need to be looked up first.

uhhh…call

Nice try Samantha

Hola un saludo desde MEXICO…jajaja….ya ni modo metió la pata !!! … suele suceder.

Schadenfreude.

This poor girl gets humiliated for getting her cherry popped when the young “ladies” in MN are sexually abusing alzheimer patients. Where's their blog of shame?

Sad thing about it is that the phone isnt even 3G

I feel sorry for her because of her looks, as well.

It is obvious this person was not talking about sex. The person is from Ohio. Um hello, there are no beaches in Ohio. And then she say's “wish you were here”. For what? A threesome. This text obviously meant to mean that this was her first time to a beach and she wish the person was here to enjoy the fun. I believe the text was intended for her dad. How anyone gets that this text is about sex is beyond me.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
IM A MEXICAN PERSON
JAJAJAJAJAJA
NORTH AMERICAN STUPID JAJAJAJA
SHE DOESN´T KNOW HOW TO READ
JAJAJAA
ESTUPID
OR HOW WE SAID IN MEXICO
PENDEJA JAJAJAJAJAJA
LINKINPARKSHOCKPUMASREBEL@HOTMAIL.COM

While I see the humor in this come on! the girl is 18, and it's probably bad enough what her father did when he found out. And now you all have to sit here and make fun of this girl. Leave her alone!!!! I'm sure if you made a slip up like this you wouldn't want people to be gossiping about it all over the Internet

*with that said–Lizzy, I hope it was good =D

no you dumb shit grey is received sent is green i would know i ve had like 70 iphones

oh please…do you guys not have a life??
quit worrying about other peoples affairs!
so what if it's a fake or not?
are you seriously losing sleep at night over this??
LET IT GO!
and so what is she did have a “gr8″ time,
it her time being wasted or not…
leave her to herself.
Regardless of whether the story is real or not,
the picture is….
it's a picture of a girl whose moral is being damaged by it…
pitty…
but seriously,
C'MON!
let it go…

well read further and it says she's been accepted to Syracuse. i guess being asked to read to the third line is too much for you, dick

Really? I'd hit that. She's 18, so we can say that.

lmao your just as dumb as her..

That's what you get for buying iphone…

This rules.

Lizzy jizz-in-her.

whoever put a dent in that got a good deal.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch….

Lol.
Lizzy jizz-in-her, whoever put a dent in that there beaver done good.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) STUPID (((((((((((((((((((((

This is shopped…………
ATT with 5 bars, no way!

The whole story is a HOAX. IDIOTS. It's being reported in other stories besides this one spot on the whole net.

This has got to be fake, because doing on the beach is not gr8, you get that sand up your **** and rash is quite painful.

shes hot i would bang her gr8

Here's my question. Where does it say that she had sex? “1st time on beach” could mean she just visited the beach for the first time on her trip.

the story may be real but the pic is definately that of janna beth the actress. http://www.jannabeth.com check it out for yourselves. there is multiple pics of her on her website. she is hott and definately older then 18

to gavin: because syracuse sucks, because she's a slut, and the writer can say whatever the fuck he wants

fuck off, you leftist cunt

Well done Elisabeth, personally I don't see this as big news you just made a mistake but had a great time at the beach, no big deal.

FAKE
http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Albums/Albu…

If I were her dad I'd be pretty proud that my daughter waited 18 years, pretty damn good. Daddy will get over it!

It's bad form on the first line of your “article” to call someone stupid for making a mistake. I miss newspapers for this reason. People nowadays feel they have the right to judge you and the internet is so fleeting that it seems to be forgivable.

Who the heck is this newsworthy?

I send accidental text messages now and again, and they're similar in nature to this one.. Granted I'm 39 but she wasn't a minor. 18 is NOT a minor folks, good for her for having sex on a beach…who cares?!?!

Best. Song name. Ever.

congratulations dad, your daughter has herpes!

HOLY SHIT THAT'S LIKE ASKING WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT JESUS OR BARACK OBAMA. FUCK I DON'T KNOW NOBODY DOES. OXICLEAN IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE THOUGH. ONE TIME I THREW A PAIR OF MY FAVORITE SOCKS IN A FIVE-GALLON BUCKET, TOOK A GIANT BURRITO-SHIT IN THERE, PISSED IT HALF FULL, AND SHOT A TWO TABLESPOON WAD OF MAN-YOGURT ON TOP. THEN I LET IT SET FOR 24 HOURS. ALL IT TOOK WAS TWO GALLONS OF GOOD OLD H20 AND A SCOOP OF OXICLEAN AND NOT ONLY DID THE SHIT-PISS-SEMEN MIXTURE TURN COMPLETELY WHITE, BUT THE SOCKS CAME OUT SQUEAKY CLEAN. HOLY FUCK.

IT'S MADE FROM THE AIR YOU BREATHE, POWERED BY THE WATER YOU DRINK. HOLY SHIT YOU CAN EVEN PISS IN A BUCKET AND THROW A HALF-SCOOP OF OXICLEAN IN THERE AND IT WILL BURN GENITAL WARTS OFF OF A VIETNAMESE WHORE. GODDAMN.

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CALL 1-800-627-7660 TO ORDER. OR I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR FACE WITH MY NINE-INCH COLON-WRECKER. FUCK YOU.

I HOUPE YOUR FATHER IS YOUR FRIENDS …THAT VERY FUNNY….

This is what the internet has come to? Publically humiliating someone who made a simple mistake with an instant messaging client.

Jesus, this is pathetic.

Do you not understand that this was a mistake on her part? Do you honestly believe she said to herself “I just popped my cherry! Gotta tell the folks”?

Jesus, if you're gonna troll, at least do a more than quarter-assed job of it.

No, the internet has come down to gullible twats like yourself.

Where are you from? Kansas?

LOL

In brazil we call this “ANTA”
xD

does no one understand what The Chive is??

um, am i the only one who thinks it's odd that she'd be dumb enough to snap a picture of her phone after telling her dad she lost her virginity on the beach? Or are you people that hugging stupid?

Hook

Line

Sinker

BFC OT FTW!!!

I'd hit it. BFC OT FTMFW!

made my day

You just used “your” rather than “you're” in a comment telling someone they're dumb. The irony is think enough you're likely choking on it.

And you had to type the same thing worded differently twice, why?

I feel so bad for her, and I think this is a total fake.
This kind of reminds me of Gossip Girl…

its so true.
why would she post a picture of her phone after she sent that text to him?
and whoever you are that posted this is awful,
why would you post such a thing online?
dont you know this can hurt her?

accidents happen….its not caused by stupidity…go fuck urself u fucking jackass

this is fake! recognize this girl?! God the internet is fuckin stupid.

http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Albums/Page…

ht

it just a joke.

Oh amazing…dad forgive her.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is that the way it is?

hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahahahha what dumb cunts.

Wow!

I can this happening! Stupid teenage girl. She was excited to tell her friend and hit the wrong button and didn't look to see who she was talking to until it was too late! hahahaha gotta love todays technology…. can we say "Here's Your Sign".

She was living at home, under her parents roof with her parents rules don't like it move out. I was told the same, I told my daughter the same thing so deal with it.

yep. so who spread the screenshots, lizzy or her dad?

i'm thinking.. THIS IS BS :3.

whats really stupid is, you actually think she, or her dad, would spread this around the internet. theres your sign buddy!