Tuesday saw the 75th birthday of the legendary Chuck Norris. Fans immediately took to Twitter to post their favorite Chuck Norris “facts,” a series of jokes that have been made popular over the last ten years or so… including some brand new ones too.
What the favorite Chuck Norris “facts” reveal is the man’s uncanny and superior abilities, which basically allow him to do the impossible.
As the NY Daily News reports, there’s even a book available with “facts” about the Texas Ranger – The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck’s Favorite Facts and Stories – along with a website listing all these amazing abilities .
Norris took to Facebook and Twitter himself yesterday to thank all his fans for their birthday wishes in a video.
Here’s a quick video I recorded to thank all of you for your Birthday wishes, gifts and cards. God bless, Chuck… http://t.co/VULoXpK8FC — Chuck Norris (@chucknorris) March 10, 2015
Looking in pretty darn good shape for his age, Chuck said that “being 39 years of age and with 36 years of experience, I’m just coming into the prime of my life.” He flexed his muscles and aimed a roundhouse kick at the camera which was, as he said, “Chuck Norris approved.”
Here for everyone’s edification are just a few of the jokes and other wishes his fans have tweeted to celebrate his 75th birthday.
Chuck Norris can photo bomb his own selfie! #happybirthdayChuckNorris #ChuckNorrisFacts
— Duncan Hall (@DuncHall101) March 11, 2015
A guy who set’s his own pace in traffic! Happy Birthday @chucknorris pic.twitter.com/6AYpQqUhNY — King5TracyT (@King5TracyT) March 10, 2015
75 years ago today a Big Bang happened, the cause was the birth of Chuck Norris! — Albert Hempker (@phatalbert73) March 10, 2015
Chuck Norris decides when it’s time to have a birthday. #happybirthdaychucknorris pic.twitter.com/fCdwApmPTz — Cliff Duren (@cliffduren) March 11, 2015
Chuck Norris has never actually blown out his birthday candles. They blow out when he inhales. #happybirthdayChuckNorris — Matt Jayson (@mattjay_son) March 11, 2015
“Chuck Norris didn’t turn 75 today. 75 turned Chuck Norris.” #HappyBirthdayChuckNorris http://t.co/0dohh8NjUT — Carolyn Bolton (@carbolton) March 10, 2015
Did you hear that explosion? That was just Chuck Norris blowing out his birthday candles. #HappyBirthdayChuckNorris pic.twitter.com/IaswGZzQdC — TODD SPENCE (@Todd_Spence) March 10, 2015
#happybirthdayChuckNorris . Fact: Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move.
— Robert (@Bmess216) March 11, 2015
There were some pretty good “normal” birthday wishes too:
#HappyBirthdayChuckNorris ! Keep on partying like it’s 1999 and you’re with @Goldberg on an episode of #WCWNitro ! http://t.co/0NCi02Qyeg
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) March 10, 2015
Even Russia got in a tongue-in-cheek joke, in reference to their esteemed and macho leader.
Another thing Chuck Norris will soon be doing in #Russia : #happybirthdayChuckNorris http://t.co/JLdTERRFOj pic.twitter.com/HCTHzuTS4K
— The Moscow Times (@MoscowTimes) March 11, 2015
Happy Birthday Chuck!
[Image: Receiving the “Veteran of the Year” award – in the public domain ]
