Entertainment Presidental winner already declared Published on: November 4, 2008 at 11:48 AM ET Written By Steven Hodson News Writer Courtesy of The Onion Network Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President Share This Article Facebook X Flipboard Whatsapp Whatsapp Telegram Copy Link Please enable JavaScript in your browser to complete this form.Please enable JavaScript in your browser to complete this form. Field Hidden Want the latest updates on news, celeb gossip & political chaos? From hard news and political drama to celeb stories and entertainment buzz, delivered straight to your inbox. You can unsubscribe anytime. For more details, review our Privacy Policy. Don’t get FOMO — Subscribe now