Justin Bieber Roast: Top Ten Jokes From Comedy Central’s Third Most-Watched Roast Of All Time

There was one thing that all of the comedians at the Comedy Central Justin Bieber Roast could all agree on — it was pretty brave of the “Baby” singer to volunteer to be skewered for hours just in the name of comedy.

Eight celebrities were in attendance to not just make fun of Bieber, but also take some digs at each other. The roasters included host Kevin Hart, rappers Snoop Dogg and Ludacris (who collaborated with Bieber on his first smash hit “Baby,”), comedians Chris D’Elia (Bieber’s favorite), Natasha Leggero, Jeffrey Ross, and Hannibal Buress, Hall of Fame basketball player Shaquille O’Neil, lifestyle guru Martha Stewart, and Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson.

Plus, Justin and the rest of the panel got a surprise when Will Ferrell appeared as his Anchorman character, Ron Burgandy, scotch and cigarette in hand.

The night was full of laughs at the expense of Bieber, the panel, and even those in attendance, which included Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Justin’s manager, Scooter Braun.

The Top 10 Jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber

“Jeff, you look like the emoji you want to send someone when you have food poisoning.” — Justin Bieber

“Lately, a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you. And those are just the lesbians showing the barber how they want their hair cut.” — Jeffrey Ross

“Kevin has a Napoleon complex. Kevin, Napoleon was the leader of France. Ludacris, France is in Europe. Justin, Europe’s a continent. Shaq, a continent is not a free breakfast.” — Natasha Leggero

“Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of ‘Game of Thrones.’ He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow.” — Natasha Leggerro

“I’m proud of you. You have it all. You literally are a guy who has it all — except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.” — Chris D’Elia

“This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs.” — Ron Burgandy (Will Ferrell)

“Last year you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t even score that low, and he uses your music to torture people.” — Shaquille O’Neal

“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.” — Hannibal Burress

“You are the King Joffrey of pop.” — Jeff Ross

“All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.” — Natasha Leggero

According to Variety, the Justin Bieber Roast was the third most-watched Comedy Central roast of all-time, only Charlie Sheen in 2011 and Jeff Foxworthy in 2005 garnered more viewers.

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