Justin Bieber, Madonna Play Sexually Charged ‘Never Have I Ever’ On ‘Ellen’
Justin Bieber and Madonna certainly perked up Wednesday’s Internet viewing after their intriguing, sexual reveals during a game of “Never Have I Ever” on The Ellen DeGeneres Show started making the rounds.
The heartthrob is coming off an intense weekend, during which he was reportedly roasted to a crisp during his Comedy Central roast, before partying in Las Vegas for his extended 21st birthday celebrations. He talked about his roast apology on Ellen, but this Madonna meets Justin Bieber segment trumps that.
Right from the get-go, on what was day three of Madonna week, the guest of honor wasn’t slow to get flirty when Justin was introduced on-set. Exhibit one: the 56-year-old’s slightly, provocative joust to the Canadian about his T-shirt — “What’s up with the sheriff’s outfit?”
Justin shot back with, “Um, there’s a new sheriff in town.”
Ellen then mentioned Madonna’s experience with younger guys, which sounded as if she was offering the Biebs up as a sexual plaything.
“Yesterday, Madonna said the youngest man she’d ever dated was 22, and you just turned 21,” Ellen said eagerly to Justin.”I’m just sayin’ … ”
To which, the oft-shirtless one seemed unsure how to react, muttering “I don’t know,” then adding, “I’m down,” not entirely convincingly.
“We could sit here for a year, and wait. We could talk to each other,” Madonna purred.
Suddenly getting with the flow, Justin asked his superstar sofa companion, “So 22 is, like, the lowest you’ll go?”
“Honestly, I have no limit,” Madonna replied, without shame, before declaring “That looks 22,” when the Biebs’ shirtless Men’s Health cover was flashed up on a large screen.
Touching his T-shirt-clad chest, Justin assured her, “That’s what underneath here.”
An openly appreciative Madge asked, “Under the sheriff’s shirt?” Then drawled, cougar-like, “On the outside he’s 21, on the inside he’s 22.”
The actual game of “Never Have I Ever” hadn’t even started yet. But the Material Madam upped the ante when paddles were handed out, friskily asking Ellen, “Can we spank each other with it?”
Then, it was on. As Ellen reeled off the questions, it quickly became clear the two singers are very sexually compatible. Both admitted they’d fooled around in a bathroom during a party, gotten intimate with someone while another person was in the room, dated siblings, and forgotten the name of someone they were getting down to business with.
When Justin claimed he had never had phone sex, Madonna challenged him, saying, “You liar! Really?” On the video, an edit cut is seen just before he replies. An audience member tweeted that the Biebs said, “I prefer the real thing.”
As the round of “Never Have I Ever” came to an end, DeGeneres told her guests, “Come on! You two are perfect for each other!”
Lamenting that she wanted to go on playing, Madonna teased, “I feel like I’m getting to know my new boyfriend.” At that, Justin moved closer and gave the iconic songstress a hug.
After a bonus question that Ellen let the “Living For Love” singer ad lib, Madonna revealed she’d slept with more than two different people in one day. Both Justin and Ellen appeared shocked — Ellen more so.
A backstage peck on the cheek from the Biebs to Madonna is now immortalized in a cute pic.
Her social media repost of it is captioned, “Backstage kissfrom an #unapologeticb****h ??#rebelheart.” The Biebs’ Instagram note simply reads, “Madonna.”
After the Tuesday taping, Justin took to Twitter, writing, “@TheEllenShow good seeing you and Tish today on the show) @Madonna it was an honor. Congrats on the new album.”
Madonna’s tweeted reply “@justinbieber The pleasure was mine!!” says it all.
In short: Highly watchable, revealing, fun.
[Images via Warner Bros]
