Halle Berry’s Sexiness Causes Ferry Crash

We have known for a long time that Halle Berry is uber sexy, we just didn’t know her looks could literally kill. When the Condor Vitesse ferry crashed into a smaller boat in March and killed it’s skipper nobody knew what happened and now the skipper of the Vitesse says he had stayed up late the night before watching the Halle Berry in the movie Catwoman.

The captain says he was discussing the movie and specifically Halley Berry with his first officer and became so distracted that he didn’t see the other boat.

According to the skipper:

“Yesterday evening I watched Catwoman on the TV. I’m an idiot because after that I slept very badly,” he said. “[Halle] was jumping from everywhere like a cat. She is very beautiful. She was wearing sexy outfit.”

Obviously Halley Berry had nothing to do with the actual crash and it was in bad taste for the captain to even associate her name with the crash.

In the meantime a French investigation by the BEAmer agency is still underway and according to that group the two men were:

“In the wheelhouse almost continuous talking, without any link to the watch-keeping, maintained an atmosphere not compatible with the necessary concentration to conduct a high speed craft in the fog.”

The Captain and first officer have both been fired.

If we’ve learned one thing from this crash it’s that there is actually one person alive who liked the catwoman movie.

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