Should Rihanna Heed Charlie Sheen’s ‘Kind’ Words Of Advice?

It appears Rihanna has upset loose cannon Charlie Sheen who somewhat predictably took to Twitter to deliver a lengthy rant about the Bajan beauty’s behavior.

But should Rihanna pay heed to Sheen’s words instead of dismissing him as an ‘old Queen’?

The whole Rihanna/Sheen affair began innocently enough. Rihanna and her entourage were feasting at the ever-popular Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica the same time as Sheen and his fiance, Brett Rossi,

Hearing Rihanna was hanging in the same watering hole, Sheen allegedly requested a meet with Rihanna.

Sheen didn’t want to meet Rihanna himself you understand. It’s just that his fiance ‘Scotty’ is a massive Rihanna fan, and Sheen thought it would be a nice birthday treat for Rihanna to meet his fiance or vice versa.

As he troubled actor recently tweeted: “Personally I couldn’t pick Rihanna out of a line-up at gunpoint.”

Needless to say he didn’t have to. Rihanna politely declined Sheen’s offer, explaining there were too many ‘paps’ outside to make the meeting possible at this time.

Rihanna’s refusal of Sheen’s request was all the ammunition Sheen needed to take to Twitter like a man possessed and bark: “At this time? AT THIS TIME?? lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with Rihanna some other night…? no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and ‘please kill me now’ that I’d never get back.”

Sounds like when it comes to Rihanna our Charlie does protest too much, but wait, there’s more, a lot more. Like a hormonal teenager who’s just been spurned by the love of his live, Sheen snarls: “It was a pleasure NOT meeting you Rihanna.” He then goes on to call Rihanna a ‘village idiot’.

Like a weary and hugely experienced thespian imparting great words of wisdom to aspiring starlets, Sheen then appears to reflect on Rihanna’s behavior and lament: “THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time Rihanna. THIS is why I’m in this thing 31 awesome years. Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude!

“Here’s a tip from a real vet of this terrain Rihanna; If ya don’t wanna get bothered DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! and if this ‘Prison of Fame’ is soooooooo unnerving and difficult, then QUIT, junior!

At this point you might think. Well Charlie has been in the game a long time and the old hound certainly has experienced more than his fair share of ups and downs, so just maybe Rihanna should take heed of what could be construed with a little leap of the imagination as kind words of advice.

However, Sheen goes and ruins it all by growling like a badly treated dog: “Halloween isn’t for a while Rihanna but good on you for testing out your costume in public. clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who’ve gone before you. I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant.”

Rihanna’s initial response to Sheen was to tweet: “Goooorrrrrrlllllll……If that old queen don’t get his diapers out of a bunch.”

Which to someone, somewhere, all makes perfect sense,

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