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Rodman An FBI Informant? The Worm Now Working With The Feds

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Dennis Rodman is an FBI informant. Seriously. The worm was apparently contacted by the Feds about his recent trip to North Korea.

Rodman, who plans on returning to North Korea soon, made headlines earlier this year when he spent some time with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Kim Jong Un seems dead set on starting a nuclear war, and the FBI is a little curious to see what information Rodman can provide.

Rodman told the Miami Time News: “I have been contacted by the FBI and I met with them. They wanted to know what went on and who’s really in charge in North Korea.”

The NBA hall of famer was criticized after his trip to North Korea for defending his new BFF. Rodman appeared on several talk shows and insisted that Kim Jong Un was a nice guy.

Rodman added: “I’m not a total idiot. I know what Kim Jong-un is threatening to do regarding his military muscle. I hope it doesn’t happen because America will take whatever actions to protect America and our allies.”

Rodman said that he had no problem being an FBI informant because he wants to make sure that there’s peace in the world. You hear that? Our only hope at world peace lies on Dennis Rodman’s shoulders.

Rodman said: “I do think, you know, that we have to talk to people who want to cause us harm so hopefully they won’t,” he said. “I’ve been talking to folks for years who don’t get what I’m about but that’s cool, because once they walk away they like me. I might be able to keep folks’ heads cool. We all going to find a way to get along and keep peace. Peace and love is where it is at.”

Of course, it should be noted that the news of Rodman becoming an FBI informant comes from Rodman himself, and not the federal government. I’m not saying that we should doubt Rodman, but let’s hope that the FBI has a few other sources for North Korea information.

Do you think Dennis Rodman will be able to ease tensions between the United States and North Korea?

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3 Responses to “Rodman An FBI Informant? The Worm Now Working With The Feds”

  1. Bill Herbster

    if it wasn't for the NBA you'd be looking at dennis rodman, in your rear view mirror, as he was wiping your car off, after you left the carwash. I hope the FBI thinks this one over first. he was put in a cage naked, for 12 hours by Madonna the singer, so she could admire his…ah…tattoos…