Bow Wow tries to shame mom off Twitter, is pwned

As social networking filters up to the old people, an increasingly common embarrassment is having to accept a “friend request” from an older relation as you frantically scrub your history to remove all references to you or someone else’s junk and obscene language.

This is one of the few areas in life where rich and famous people have it considerably worse and we can all point and laugh at them. Case in point- Gawker posted today about how Twitterer and rap star (L’il) Bow Wow has been embarrassed to death by his mother not only joining Twitter, too, but making references to oral sex and publicly telling him she will not be muzzled, damnit!

The tweets pictured above constitute Bow Wow’s attempts to force his mom to be a qwitter, but Mama Wow isn’t about to let her boy tell her what’s what. Bow Wow’s even quite whinily stomped his foot and tantrumed on the microblogging service in his attempts to strong arm his mama off it:

@MsTCaldwell delete your account. or im deleting mine and my fans are going to be mad at you.

But she wouldn’t be swayed.

@bowwow614 bow u should never try to stop a person from saying inspirational words. God want us to spread his words and help each other.

@bowwow614 Bow ur wrong for that. Why would u delete ur Twitter acct bec I have 1? Pls don’t ever compare me to another mom. God made us dif

Bow Wow eventually retreated and stopped trying to bully his mama in front of everyone. No comment from his mom on his recent drunk tweeting and driving incident.