Girlfriend Keeper iPhone app helps handle a needy chick

Love your girlfriend, but hate her constant harping about texting and e-mailing all the damn time when you’re out with your boys?

There’s an app for that. The Girlfriend Keeper automates contact with your other half based on relationship status and the amount of attention required by the love of your life. Or that girl you’re banging. Whatevs. From the official site:

This application allows you to set up automated text messages or emails to be sent to your significant other based on your specified criteria such as “Relationship Seriousness” and how often you would like to (or are expected to) communicate. Messages will be sent based on your criteria (every two hours to once a month) and will be randomly generated and sent based on your relationship seriousness level. Messages will possibly be humorous but never vulgar…

Never vulgar? Well, that’s kind of a fail right there. There are girls that don’t like obscene texts?

In addition, we have an “Advanced Settings” feature, which enables you to enter relationship and personal information such as anniversary dates, birthdays, and even eye color. This way, you will never miss another date and your messages will be very specific.

You don’t even have to worry about remembering your “very specific” texts- the app saves them so you can reply to her replies. Handy, especially considering one of the texts in the screenshots uses a “brown barn” as a comparison point- I’d imagine that might result in a WTF?! from your girl.

[Source: The Frisky]