Next Indiana Jones Movie Will Be Set In Bermuda Triangle Where We Hope Shia LaBeouf Will Disappear

The destruction of the Indiana Jones franchise looks set to continue with news that Indiana Jones 5 will be set in the Bermuda Triangle.

According to Stuff.co.nz, “Harrison Ford’s final outing as Indiana Jones will be “emotional and exciting” as the franchise heads back to its roots after a badly received fourth installment.”

The follow up to the poorly received, but highly profitable Indiana Jones 4 will see the return of Shia LaBeouf as Indiana’s protege. We hope with all sincerity then that part of the script includes him disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle, never to be seen in an Indiana Jones movie again.

Filming is said to begin next year for a 2012 release.