If you’re still wondering who should receive your vote for President of the United States this year, then your decision-making process is about to get a serious complication. Roseanne Barr, stand-up comedienne and sitcom legend, is still very serious about leading the country for four years. In fact, according to MSN’s Wonderwall, Barr has been nominated by the Peace and Freedom party as their presidential candidate of choice.
Joining the actress in her quest for national domination is anti-war activist and fellow Peace and Freedom party member Cindy Sheehan, who will will serve as her vice presidential running mate. In 2005, Sheehan made some waves when she protested outside of President George W. Bush’s Texas Ranch, an event she followed up in 2008 with an unsuccessful Congressional bid.
“Cindy and I are the ‘Throw the Bums Out’ ticket and the ‘Ballot Access’ ticket. The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year,” Barr said before the nomination. “Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office.”
Unfortunately for the candidate, she won’t appear on nearly enough ballots to make a difference. According to CNN, the California-based Peace and Freedom Party has little influence outside of the state. Of course, that doesn’t seem to bother Barr much at all. Her sights are set, and her mission has been declared.
“I’m here to tell the voters: if you want to tell the government and the two domineering parties that you’re sick and tired of all their evil, register in the Peace and Freedom Party and vote for me and Cindy,” Barr ballyhooed.
Shortly after the nomination came down, Barr appeared at a Comedy Central roast in her honor. That particular event is presently scheduled to air on the aforementioned network on August 12.
I would rather see Jim Carry run. I would like to vote her off the planet if possible!!!! Disgusting thought her being president!!!!
yes I would vote for Roseann Barr, can't be any worse than Bush or Romney!
S he can't even sing the Star Spangled Banner with respect!
I had said I would vote for anyone running against the 2 very bad choices we have but I should have said anyone except Roseanne Barr. I really think she is an annoying idiot.
She's a moron w/o morals! No don't think so ~.
Atleast it would be entertaining! Bahhahaha
Oh but I notice you didn't mention the celebrity present president. And her highness Queen Obama……wonder why. Lol
I love Roseanne, you have my vote!
Yes I would vote for Roseann.She can't be no worse than the other 2 runnung and she would stop spending all the tax-payer money. She would be too busy taking care of the women.
How about none of the above? It would be nice to have one candidate with a functioning brain.
She is such a hypocrite to attempt to run under the 'peace and love' tcket after unleashing all that hate-filled speech over someone espousing their Christian values!
Laura, if that's your thinking you are sadly misinformed!
She'd be worse than Obama, and that's saying something!
I couldn't stand her show, her 'comedy' or anything about her, so we'll cancel each other out.
I couldn't stand her show, her 'comedy' or anything about her, so we'll cancel each other out.
Agreed Debby! "LEGEND? She's a legend all right……in her own mind and minds who feel as she does!
.and I will help you!
Looks like to us who are self reliant and pay the bills that Laura is in it for the freebe's that the taxpayers provide. A rude awakening is on the horizon!!!!
Just like Obama who turns his back to the FLAG!
She's a "PEASANT! Just like Obama's a "PEASANT!"
I'm with ED. Now Your vote doesn't count at all. THANK GOD!
ahhhhh dear sir I don't get any freebies I am just a poverty working class citizen who pays more in taxes tha Romney does!!!!
it is sad to tell someone that their vote doesn't count SHAME ON YOU Mr. Leavitt!!!
Cory Giaquinto I loved her show it showed the normal dissfunction of the family her in the US and all the problems we go thru!!!
He's telling you it doesn't count because it is a numbers thing, his vote and my vote against her, yours for her. If you convinced two friends, and they told two friends, etc, then yours would be added to the count; he's not talking about anything more than numbers.
I stopped watching her shows reruns just seeing her makes me sick.
I would not vote for some one who feels she is the only one who's points and views matter she is very much interested in her own opinion and could care less about the rights of those who do not agree with her.
I wouldn't vote for Roseanne for dog catcher, it would dis-service the dogs!
Like be careful hat you wish for!!!. There is always someone just a bit worse!!!!
There goes the country!
NOOOOOOO WAY.
I WOULD NOT vote for her for any position. If I may as a conservative (like our progressive "friends" would do), I think she's a total and complete moron. I neve have thought she was funny, even when someone else was writing her material.
She has got to be the biggest butt munch to come down the pike!All she does is rob good people of air.
I wouldn't ask her to go to the store for me, let alone be my president..she's nuts and nasty.
Do I have idiot stamped on my forehead?
I would absolutely vote for her!
She has a big mouth and garbage and filth blows out of it.
No chance in hell that she would win. She's an idiot that has delusions of grandeur and can't see past her ego. Unless of course this is part of a new comedic stand up routine that she's setting us up for, or possiblt a new t.v. show that she plays an irritable, schizophrenic president that doesn't realize that she's not really in the white house; she's really in a mental ward.
Jim Carry is an addict. Goes to show how much you know. I think she would make a fine president. It is different than what people think they know about her. Have you ever listened to anything she has said in this. She makes a lot of sense. You should listen to what she stands for before you judge her. It is time for a female president. Women are much more better at running things than men are.
sheel be worse then obama ROMNEY 2012.
Roseanne did a show with Oprah recently that was very eye opening. We saw her farm in Hawaii where she grows Macadamia and coffee. She even keeps her own bees. She has all of her family with her and is very happy. I say it is time THE PEOPLE made a change to what has been CHOKING us to death. I mean really what is the worst thing that could happen? Tell me your thoughts. Respectfully,
She screwed our national anthem (on purpose? thinking it would be funny?) and she would do the same to the entire country. Vote her off the planet!
She screwed our national anthem (on purpose? thinking it would be funny?) and she would do the same to the entire country. Vote her off the planet!
roseanne barr had a "traumatic brain-injury" when she was 16, dylan terreri had a "traumatic brain-injury" at 16 – why has dylan's insolent creativity gone ignored while roseanne's potty-mouthed insults are celebrated?
what does a man – who was "traumatically brain-injured" in 1990 – have to do in order to follow in the gay-hating, female-bashing footsteps of the mighty "slim shady," I ask myself. I was convicted of a felony a decade ago, after I sent a ton of threatening emails to strangers as a marketing tool for my website. I've written a plethora of anti-gay essays and female-compromising petitions that I've posted on many different websites to link to my own website, I've decorated my car with graphics and slogans to direct people to my website, I've gone to websites for parody and I've posted over a hundred song parodies written by me that were taken directly from the 700 that are on my own website.
i was childhood friends with someone named seth who is in the band "les savy fav" now, I just went to a bakery today and saw an advertisement for a local man who is in a band and currently performing in nashville, I see all of this and I ask myself "what about me". I've even written a parody of a song called "what about me" that was done by a band called "moving pictures" in 1989. so, what about me? what do I have to do to get my 13 year-old website noticed by singers and actors and producers, how can I let people know of the talent that has been brewing inside of me for years? I can sing, I can act, I can write – all of my homosexuality-compromising words of demeaning wit are on parade in video skits at my website of (homo)sexual assault that is http://www.anti-gay.com. all of my vagina-compromising satire is on parade at my websites of mockery that are http://www.femalebashing.com and http://www.strongwomen.info and http://www.legalizerape.org. the product of both my childhood and my "traumatic brain-injury" is live for all the world to see at my website of morissette-inspired parody that has been http://www.jaggedlittledyl.com since 1999.
i mock Strongwoman's menstrual cycle because it derails the entire concept of feminism, simply with the fact that mommy lays an egg once a month. I mock Strongwoman's breasts because they derail the entire concept of feminism, simply though the role of the milk that mommy produces for the life that started as the aforementioned egg. I mock Strongwoman's dependence on the type of "special olympics" that is otherwise known as gender-based sports teams. I mock the lackluster "g.i. jane" and her reliance on gender-based military requirements. I mock gender-based fitness centers and gender-based poker nights, and did you know that the "coney island hot dog eating competition" had to go and add a "womens' division" in order for the little females to triumph?
"we should've known you question your manhood when we saw you playing with it like you just bought it at some kind of curiosity shop". "how can you expect to be man enough to satisfy my hunger for a man…or anyone else's hunger, for that matter…if YOU hunger". these are two quotes from one of the anti-gay screenplays I have written, and all of my screenplays are kept on my site. the idea started as jaggedlittledyl.com in early 1999, out of an obsession with "jagged little pill," and I later registered anti-gay.com after realizing all of the anti-gay material on it. it's grown to over 25 urls, but it's all http://www.jaggedlittledyl.com.
regarding today's overcompensating society where masculivoids like gays and females march in parades to fabricate a sense of masculine identity (ala, "rosie the riveter" stating "we can do it") in hopes of believing themselves when they say "i'm more man than you'll ever be," I realize the thoughts expressed on my website would be deemed as hateful or intolerant. now, aside from a bumper sticker I've created which reads, "tolerate my intolerance, you bigot," there is nothing to say to anyone who is thin-skinned enough to hold a pity-party and then call anyone "hateful" or "intolerant". people like that will always be offended at anything questioning their identity (their gender-disorientation), and there is no getting through to someone bull-headed enough to use pride as a defense-mechanism ("we here, we're queer, get used to it"). so I mock gays and feminists and other masculine slights on my vulgar website, which could've been "slim shady: part two".
i really feel that my talents should be recognized. as I've said, I can sing and I can act and I can write. I am a talented singer with a vocal range not as vast as mariah carey's, but I can sing along with her on a few of her songs without dropping an octave. I have no training, so the "orgasm" scales/sounds that she makes in the song called "emotions" are not done as meticulously when I do them in my falsetto…but I can emulate them.
i am a talented actor, having been the "2nd freshman thespian" in my high school's well-established "thespian society". I've had "ferris bueller's day off" memorized since 1987…and "dirty dancing" memorized since 1988. I amazed my friends as I'd recite every line, I amazed them even more than when I'd blow spit-bubbles off of my tongue. I was the MC in cabaret, as well, at age 15…i was in other plays, but cabaret was the one I got the most glory from.
stephen king was my favorite author as a boy, and it certainly shows if you'd get a look at some of the "nastygrams" I've sent to restaurants and waitresses who have treated me with little respect. I've been investigated by the fbi, my letters were so twisted and so brilliantly expressive that people were psyched into believing they were being threatened by the mention of blood and islamic rape-rooms. though I only brought up the waitresses' "blood-red vaginas" to imply that women lay eggs. a woman bleeds out an egg from her womb. a woman is man-like with a womb, wombman. womman. woman.
wrapping up, I will state again that I am a star waiting to be born. I can sing, I can act, I can write. I have more talent than 90 percent of famous people. I have more talent that 100% of famous niggers, including the "white house-negro"…and beyonce…and jay-z.
i like to compare myself to slim shady, the anti-gay and anti-female side of eminem, just not with the same kind of tolerance for black people. gosh, if negros want reparations for a free ride from africa to america, why don't they move back to africa and pretend that slavery never happened?
dylan terreri, i.
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