Stephen Colbert To Run For President Of The United States Of America Of South Carolina

Posted: January 12, 2012

Stephen Colbert Running For President Of United States of South Carolina

You heard it here, political show host Stephen Colbert has formed an exploratory committee to possibly run for the President of the United States of South Carolina.

To reach that goal Colbert has turned over control of his super PAC to none other than Jon Stewart to make his run “legal.”

In his best dead pan delivery Colbert will announce on Thursday’s show:

“I am proud to announce that I am forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for my possible candidacy for president of the United States of America of South Carolina.”

The idea of running for the President of South Carolina began on Wednesday’s show when he noted that he was actually polling above Jon Huntsman in the state.

If Colbert actually asks for votes he would need to be a write-in candidate since he has missed the legally allowed filing date.

When all is said and done the Colbert write-in is meant to expose the absurdities found in US election laws and the election process all together which takes years to complete and comes at the cost of millions of dollars in taxpayer money.

Do you think Stephen Colbert has the chance to actually beat any GOP candidates as a South Carolina write-in? He probably has more fans in the state then some of the candidates. If Colbert is able to rack up a bunch of write-in votes in the state it could signal to the GOP that their voters have become disillusions with their choices and it could provide President Obama with ammo during the Presidential election showdown.

Do you think Stephen Colbert should be the President of the United States of South Carolina? There’s just one problem…the State doesn’t allow write-ins. Darn.

By James Johnson

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Dean Berry
Apr 16, 2012

NEVADA HAS DONE AWAY WITH WRITE-IN BALLOTS WHICH IS JUST A VERSION OF VOTERIGGING. HALF OF OUR STATES HAVE FOLLOWED SUIT. CONTACT YOUR REPS TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION. THIS IS WHAT I'M TELLING MINE:

Dear State Senator/State Assemblyperson:

I demand that you propose legislation that allows Nevadans to write in a presidential candidate.

Let's get this voting system changed (back) by November so we can write in Ron Paul's name for President. It's absolutely deplorable that we're forced to vote for CFR Candidate A or CFR Candidate B. This is not democracy. Nor republicanism. Change this system now.

I'll be contacting all my counterparts in other states to make the same change. For years, we could write in the candidate of our choice should his name not appear on the ballot. If it's too inconvenient for the vote counters, that's too bad – freedom isn't free.

I – like all PATRIOTIC AMERICANS – want Nevada's voting system changed so, come next November, I can write in Ron Paul's name for President. I don't want to hear any excuses. The system we have now is just glorified vote rigging. We've had enough junk as "president", we're taking America back.

And we don't want Diebold voting machines. They're owned by the very questionable George Soros who's openly stated the destruction of America will culminate his life's work. Nor do we want – THIS IS A NO-BRAINER! – voting machines MANUFACTURED BY AN ISRAELI DEFENSE COMPANY, ELRON/VOXEO. An Israeli defense company has NO GOOD REASON to be involved in America's elections. Read about it: http://www.gnosticliberationfront.com/israel_controls_iowa_caucus.htm.