Literally.
While media outlets loop the snippet of Barack Obama’s speech last night- in which Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) hecked the president by loudly shouting “you lie,” -an evil cousin to the site “ Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle ” has sprung up and is all the rage.
Instead of the benign actions attributed to the POTUS on the “Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle” site (example: Barack Obama made you a mixtape, Barack Obama e-mailed your dad and told him how great you are) “Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition” lists a series of inconsiderate and annoying things that Joe Wilson “did,” in the same bare bones, all caps style of its predecessor. From the Huffington Post :
- Joe Wilson used your best scissors to trim his ear hair
- Joe Wilson laid off your dad just before his pension kicked in
- Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
- Joe Wilson yells ‘Free Bird’ at concerts
- Joe Wilson called your sister a skank
- Joe Wilson hit on your mom
- Joe Wilson didn’t refill your Brita pitcher
- Joe Wilson traded the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote
- Joe Wilson cancelled (sic) your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
Some address the health care crisis and his outburst directly:
- Joe Wilson claims your sick child is faking
- Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
- Joe Wilson cancelled (sic) your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
My personal favorite?
JOE WILSON HEATED UP LEFTOVER FISH IN YOUR OFFICE’S MICROWAVE.
