It is one thing to believe in The Rapture but since that doesn’t include your pets what are they to do once their owners have ascended to that higher realm?
Well a group of concerned atheists, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, have decided to offer up their services, for a fee of course, to provide care, love and a home for those pets that get left behind. Already active in twenty states they continue to grow with new members being carefully screened all the time.
Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee.A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.
Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.
I imagine that is a load off of Rapture bound pet owners.
